smol snek that looks like a shoelace
he silently judges u
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if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run
he silently judges u
beware of the judgemental shoelace chirren
if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run
' oh look its a judgemental shoelace'
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"Wtf you talkin' 'bout boi?"
"Your shoelace is untied!"
"Wtf you talkin' 'bout boi?"
"Your shoelace is untied!"
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