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judgemental shoelace

smol snek that looks like a shoelace

he silently judges u

beware of the judgemental shoelace chirren

if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run
' oh look its a judgemental shoelace'
by judgemental shoelace November 18, 2018
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The Shoelace Effect

When things go wrong, they will be right again - all loose ends will be tied up.
"Hey, yesterday everything seemed to go wrong but today, everything that went to shit is good again! Weird."
"Yeah, that's the shoelace effect."
by Phorx May 31, 2015
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the Shoelace Express

A Short-lived Wisconsin Cannabis rogue Quorum Director who blasts sophistry at the Wisconsin Capitol, but forgets to pay the parking meter so his stupid fucking ass gets his truck towed.
Hey bro, can you float me $500? I was at the Capitol speaking sophistry and forgot to pay the meter. I'm stuck in five o'clock rush hour taking the Shoelace Express.
by xanadude313 August 31, 2019
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afghan shoelace

When you pull just the string from the anal beads back out leaving the beads inside
by 21 jump up November 29, 2016
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kentucky shoelace

velco straps
Get that retard some kentucky shoelaces, he cant tie his shoes.
by yea you bet April 29, 2011
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jamacian shoelace

when u are fucking ur friends mom and ur dreadlock falls out and u put the dreadlock in ur friends moms anal cavity
dude i gave brandons mom the jamacian shoelace last night and she slapped me
by a jamacian guy November 23, 2009
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Tie the Shoelace

"Hey girl, you wanna tie the shoelace for me?"
"Wtf you talkin' 'bout boi?"
"Your shoelace is untied!"
by Crustin April 30, 2006
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