Shaolin Monk

Born out of necessity, a true follower of the worlds oldest and most complete system of martial arts. They are put through some of the most grueling and demanding training at the Buddhist Songshan temple in China, Austria, or New York, where ever they happen to be, which in the end has produced some of the most skilled and talented warriors this world has ever had the privilege of beholding.

These guys do iron groin training...sounds like time for an image search, eh?

Oh man! I made fun of that bald guy in the orange robe and he put his big toe through my chode.

You - oh master i wish to be a shaolin monk!

Shaolin Monk - yes student that will be fifty dollars.

You - ....

Shaolin Monk - CHEEYAH!!!!!!!!

You - *dead*

by Galvin Blascock March 24, 2007

Shaoni

An alluring, intelligent and sexy female who is coveted by everyone; be it male or female.

Damn, I think I am turning into a lesbian, she's a such a Shaoni, man.

by cockarackoo May 27, 2016

shamonique

A really pretty woman who has everything together. Hard worker, Caring, Loveable. Marriage material.

Shamonique is always busy working.

by Boosiewifey2.0 December 20, 2016

Shaolin

Staten Island, New York. Proclaimed Shaolin by the rap group, "The Wu-Tang Clan".

"I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side
Staying alive was no jive
At second hands, moms bounced on old man
So then we moved to Shaolin land"

C.R.E.A.M
The Wu-Tang Clan

by Robert F. Diggs July 23, 2006

shamolla

A person known for his links with the Gay Scene, Parties, and abnormal drug abuse

Wheres the party at?? Is Shamolla there??

by Kremlin Belfast June 13, 2007

Shamocracy

A shamocracy is any political system that pretends to be democratic without being democratic. Examples include apartheid systems, disproportional misrepresentation, and all out autocracies who call themselves "democratic".

Canada's electoral system is a shamocracy because their voting system is so disproportional that majority of Canadian votes count for nothing, and they typically get a fake-majority government that only a minority of voters support.

by Leif-a-roni October 12, 2016

shaolin motherfucker

Someone who does cool shit without a thought for their friends.

Origin: A long time ago, one half of a pair of broheims bought a ticket to a theatre show of Shaolin Monks doing all sorts of nasty kung-fu shiznit...and didn't invite his blood. When the truth came out, the backstabbed Brother From Another Mother exclaimed 'Shaolin, motherfucker'.

Oli: You won't believe what Dalan and Fiona did while I was at my parents' place visiting my dying grandmother!
Radwan: What?
Oli: They went to watch The Marine.
Radwan: They didn't ask you if you wanted to go?
Oli: Hell no, they kept it lower than Britney's underwear.
Radwan: What a pair of shaolin motherfuckers!

by Oliver Denton January 6, 2008