Shmacker

Slang commonly used for e-cigarette. Lots of kids in middle/high school use this terminology when talking about Juuls, Novos, Suorins, etc.

Let’s go to the juulroom and get some rips off that shmacker!!!

by worddrowword January 14, 2019

Shmackulock

the type of cringe that you fell in your heart causing literally pain and the fear of it happening to you

Friend 1: omg i just got caught cheating!
Friend 2: damn that's so shmackulock, i really don't wanna be in your position right now.

by Bleistiftnasenspray November 6, 2022

shmacky

A general gumby, a real doofus, one who has just displayed extremely limited talent at a task. Generally only used directed at the gumby/doofus immediately after such display. Origins from Australia.

'Oh dear, it appears I have poured piping hot gravy all over myself.'
'Way to go, you shmacky.'

'Oh man, I just found out my girlfriend was a man.'
'Nice one, shmacky.'

by Matt August 25, 2004

Shmackeral

1) Similar to a shlong but larger

2)A larger than usual fish, usually a Mackeral

"Yo, I caught a fucken big-ass shmackeral down the beach yesterday mornin' "
"I gave your mum a taste of MY shmackeral!"

by Jypster October 14, 2009

schmacko

a long brown dog treat given to dogs. used as an insult sometimes

why don't you go eat a schmacko!

by Guru222 November 5, 2005

Schmacko Sex

Schmacko Sex is sex given or withheld as reward or punishment for actions performed or omitted. Schmacko sex is instigated by conscious thought instead of a combination of the loins and emotion.

Schmackos are marketed as an irresistably powerful and instant behavour-altering dog treat. It is futile for any dog to try and resist their seductive, delicious allure.

'Gee you've done the dishes let's have sex'

'I won't sleep with you until you buy me that fridge'

'Bad partner. No schmacko sex for you! Sit! Stay ...I didn't say Beg!'.

by Tom Nott February 1, 2009

shmackin

Popping pills, helluh on. When you're helluh high on pills, you keep saying "sh" everytime you use a word with "s" in it.

This Guy: Ey, you on pillz man?
Shmackin Shmark: Hell yaw, what's shmackin mang?
This Guy: LOL what's your name?
Shmackin Shmark: Shmackin Shmark mang. I put that on mamash mang.

by Shmackin Shmark December 19, 2009