Shitsterbation

Act of shitting in your hand and beating your dick with your shit

Jack took a massive shit and used his shit to shitsterbation

by Pussytoass June 20, 2021

Shittemabomb

A synonym of "Shit", often used in a bad manner.

"Oh Shittemabomb!"

by anonymous December 17, 2024

shitstery

A mysterious shit that's in an odd location and nobody can explain who put it there. It's a mystery... a shitstery.

"Who took a shit in my Lucky Charms?"
"I'd like to solve that shitstery."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025

crinkle shitstein

Crinkle Shitstein is a play on words of Rumplestiltskin. It is used to describe someone who looks weird and creepy or like a bootleg Rumplestiltskin

“Look at Crinkle Shitstein over there, he’s about to make a deal with someone for their 3rd son”

by Durbrisbdjanw November 7, 2021