Shitfucked

1. When someone fucks you over big fucking time in any kind of everyday life situation.

2. The action of being fucked in whichever hole a living organism possesses with actual shit. This practice may be facilitated by freezing the shit and putting a wooden stick into it before the actual act.

1.1. "this douchebag just cut me off in the curve and I ended up in the ditch and left. He shitfucked me.
1.2. "Fag just took the last icecubes and didnt even fill it back up and now I need 3 cokes and 7 ice teas, fuckin asshole shitfucked me."

2. -"dude my fuckin cat kept on peeing everywhere so I shitfucked him with a frozen piece of shit in which I had stuck a piece of wood to make it look like a popsicle! I'm so gangsta!"
-"dude you're sick don't talk to me again."

by N3vermind March 18, 2009

shitfucker

Like calling someone a fucker(derogatory) but even worse. Instead of fucking normal things, they fuck shit.

Person 1: Dude, what a fucker.
Person 2: No. What a shitfucker.
Person 1: Ooooh. That was harsh.

by dana008 April 25, 2006

shitjacket

Anything associated with severe pain, agony, or ruin.

1. Early in his career, Mike Tyson frequently handed out shitjackets to opposing fighters.
2. Drinking that bottle of Crown Royal was not wise. It put a shitjacket on my stomach.
3. Getting fired for sexual harassment will put a shitjacket on your prospects of finding another good job.
4. Ric Flair would put opponents in a shitjacket via the figure-four leg lock.

by theshitshow January 2, 2007

shitfucked

Another term for shitfaced, usually when one is under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.

"Goddddd, I'm sooooo shitfucked!"

by CGO February 5, 2008

Slutbucket

A person of the female persuasion who cavorts about, with, or on men to a great degree

Paris Hilton, Cleopatra, female who would walk down the 'boys' hallway for no purpose other than to fraternize with opposite sex.

"Man, those girls always walk down here like they own the place... slutbuckets."

by EP Thorn July 15, 2007

Shitfucked

When someone is in a lot of trouble.

"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."

by tho3m December 30, 2009

smutbucket

Derived from smut meaning a person who enjoys lewd behaviour or making dirty jokes at every opportunity. Smutbucket can be used to describe males and females.

That John McKenzie can make a rude joke out of anything, he's such a smutbucket!

by Moshy September 1, 2004