Monkey Shit

An alcoholic beverage consisting of the liquor 99 Bananas, Whiskey, and Chocolate Syrup. Preferably served as a shooter.

I was at the bar last night and ordered a round of Monkey Shits.

by Jay Wilkins January 6, 2006

Monkey Shit

A disgusting STD a girl can aquire from sleeping with too many players. Signs include exessive hair, natural ability to climb trees, a constant need for bananas, and an unhealthy addiction for the game Mario Cart.

Girl #1: We've been playing Mario Cart for almost 10 hours straight now!

Girl#2: Do you think we could've gotten Monkey Shit from sleeping with too many guys this past summer?

by Mario the Paki August 26, 2009

shit a monkey

An expression of disbelief, shock, and utter surprise. Often heard after witnessing an incredible feet, or something that is downright amazing. However, it can also be used in the negative, when one encounters bad luck.

When Dad saw the skier land the two flips, he turned to me and said, "Shit a monkey, did you see that?!"
Or:
Dad muttered 'shit a monkey' when he saw that the tire had been punctured.

by Reed7777 July 6, 2006

Shit a monkey

The only thing that sounds more painful than childbirth, getting hit in the nuts, or even death.

"Shit a monkey!"
"Dude that sounds incredibly painful"
"How painful?"
"More painful than getting hit in the nuts."
"Wow that is painful"

by It's Bieber Bitch! January 24, 2015

monkey shit

someone who acts like a monkey and also acts like a shit, hence monkey shit

piss off u monkey shit

by Anup February 14, 2004

Monkey shit crazy

Term often used to describe something or someone thats beyond nuts, crazy, difficult or way out of hand.

Pretty much the same as saying someone or something is bat shit crazy.

This Math test is monkey shit crazy!

were not inviting John to the party that dude is monkey shit crazy!

by Storm18X April 30, 2011

Monkey shit turd

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them

Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal

by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022