shit fuck

copulation, usually between two males, involving the presence of feces in one or both partner's butts. a form of scat play.

I shit fucked that dude last night and got his crap all over me.

by dumpwatcher February 3, 2010

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Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

A long swear

Nobizzle assizzle shitfizzle bollickbizzle!

by God O' Popz (Jackie Cam) June 6, 2003

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shit fuck

n. A person who was concieved just after anal sex, thus shit was mixed with the sperm used to impregnate.

you are just a shit fuck.

by Chillin December 17, 2004

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God Damn Shit Fuck

God Damn Shit Fuck; When shits so god damn shit fucked you just have to be all like "God damn shit fuck!"

*your asshole explodes violently*

GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK!!!

by Sproggs January 8, 2012

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hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate

The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn

Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me

by Vyplnit December 7, 2011