dumb as dog shit

Unintelligent. Stupid.

She is dumb as dog shit.

by jonathad April 1, 2010

dog shit retard

Someone who is completely retarded, like legit makes you wanna kill yourself.

Vinny: Whats the number for 911?
Owen: You're a fucking dog shit retard.

by uncirumcisedjew October 13, 2017

Dog Shit City

Portsmouth

Sailor: "I can't believe I'm being sent to Dog Shit City for my next draft. I hate Pompey."

by Matelot January 17, 2015

shit faced dog

when a dog shits on the floor and eats it and then you have to help it by calling that asshole a vet.

shit faced dog "My dog ate all the shit cakes now i have to get a vet"

by InfernoMoon December 28, 2017

dog shit o'meter

a thing you use to rate something that is really shit

hey katie that cup of tea is rated on the dog shit o'meter somewhere between sloppy dog shit and white dog poo

by craig newall November 5, 2005

Albino dog shit

Aged dog shit that has been left out in the sun and turned a white color

person 1-look at the Albino dog shit left on the hot pavment

person2-i can smell that shit from here

by Norte Nigglet Malester May 13, 2011

Hammered Dog Shit

(Abbreviated sometimes as HDS) In the field of welding, this refers to a weld that's so bad, it looks like your dog Scruffy ate Taco Bell that was 3 weeks old and had been sitting out in the sun all day, and took a shit in the joint of the weld. Originally used to describe bad stick welds, but it applies to any method (MIG, TIG, flux-core, oxyfuel, etc). Depending upon the quality of the HDS, it can be nearly impossible to grind down.

1. Billy: "Hey Jim, I decided to cap that weld you've been working on"
Jim: "You jackass! You just laid some hammered dog shit all over my stack of dimes!"

2. The CWI didn't even bother X-raying the welds that Billy made, he could spot that grade-A hammered dog shit from a mile away.

3. It took Cletus nearly an hour on the oxyacetylene torch to wash away the hammered dog shit that Jim squirted out using his new spool gun.

4. Cletus thought he had some dimes to post to weldporn and weldernation, but it was really just HDS.

5. It doesn't matter if you're AWS certified, we all lay down some HDS from time to time.

by Mrcrackofdawn August 24, 2017