shistafinger

The resultant of using cheap toilet paper that separates and has structural failure when wiping one's ass.

" Damn cheap toilet paper, my fingers poked through and now I've got a bad case of Shistafinger".
stinky finger
shitty finger
code brown hands
Brown finger nail polish

by King Bariteke November 20, 2013

shitstain

A really fucking stupid person you can't rely to do anything on.

A spot where your child or pet decided it would be a good idea to take a shit, thus leaving a shitstain.

''You shitstain, you can't do anything!''

''I need you to clean that shitstain our dog left.''

by Namaste_Bitches February 16, 2017

shitstain train

someone (typically a girl) who loves to lap up her man's shitstain from his dirty boxers.

"I just found out yesterday that my bitch is a shitstain train, she licked my taint and boxers clean of my shit. I don't know if im going to stay with her for long. maybe ill just get a video of her doing it and post it on youtube."

by Bob from ohio April 14, 2008

shisting

Fisting an orifice while simultaneously being shat and pissed upon"

Chris: Hey Rachel
Rachel: Hey, do you want to have sex?
Chris: Well...only if were going to be shisting.
Rachel: Of course, I've been holding in a big shit all day.
Chris: Yes!, plop that on my chest.

by encyclopedia of sex October 7, 2005

shirtain

A shirt so hideous in it's loud garish design, that it is quite feasibly made from the cloth of a curtain. A combination of shirt and curtain becomes shirtain.

Wow, that dude must be brave to wear such a shirtain!

by swinstead October 9, 2008

shitstain whore

A whore that's so dirty, there's shit stains in her underwear.

Imane: Hey, Amanda did you hear about what Lauren did at that party?
Amanda: OMG i know! she's such a SHITSTAIN WHORE!

by Dafne November 12, 2007

shitstainian

someone who acts like a shitstain, but is refered to as a group of shitstain acting people.

Stop acting like a shitstainian you fucktard

by shokashiro May 15, 2006