shim

a she man
yo mama on exclade!!
hey why is yo ho on my ho
by jimmy lee April 16, 2003
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Shim Shim

A old chienese mans penis
holy shit man!
look at his shim shim, IT'S TINY!
by Pottie-smoker July 12, 2008
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Shimmed

The act of having your date's fingers put in your ass while you are hooking up
Did you hear what happened to Mike last night?
Ya I heard he got shimmed
NO Way!
by Draco Malfoy III January 26, 2013
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Shim

An individual whose gender is unclear to everyone else.
I'm not sure if that person is a she or a him, therefore they must be a shim.
by Coli Oli March 22, 2010
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Shimmed

Deceived by a man's appearance into thinking he is a she. To get shimmed or be shimmed is to check out what seems to be a hot chick but turns out to be some fuckin' dude. She is in fact a him; hence, to be shimmed. Transvestism is not necessary for shimming, which more often occurs in everyday situations with long-haired males, sometimes but not always driving in that Jag convertible up ahead in the next lane. To be shimmed is always painful, but is made most acute by grizzled facial hair and direct eye contact with the shim.
Dude, I got brutally shimmed driving in to work today. Saw this hot skinny jogger in gold spandex leggings but when I got around to the front it was a fuckin' sunbaked old man! Goddamnit!
by Proctologist74 September 23, 2011
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Shim

A mixture of the words him and she. Used to describe someone who has characteristics of both a male and female person.
"His wife is such a shim!"
by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006
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Shim

Commonly used word for small penis originating in northern Texas.

A person with a small dick.
Person A: "My dick is 1.5 inches hard."
Person B: "You're such a shim."

Person A: "What's the difference between a mosquito and a shim?"
Person B: "You can feel a mosquito when it's in you."
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 13, 2009
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