Shaft Shifter

A Person who often gives hand or blow jobs.

Person 1 - See her?

Person 2 - Yeah

Person 1 - She gave Bill a blow job and Ben a handjob!

Person 2 - Really? What a Shaft Shifter!

Person 1 - I Know Right!

by 98JoeC November 29, 2012

secret shitters

People who have a weird phobia about shitting in public places, including restrooms. If they absolutly have to shit, they go to lengths to make sure no one knows that they have shat, which they always fail at because their guilty little faces lets the world know anyways.

"Oh god I just can't wait... looks like it's time for secret shitters again."

by imighthaveknown September 16, 2005

Seven Day Shitters

Extremely baggy pants originally worn by shepherds of the middle east while out in the fields for extended periods of time tending their flock. The style became popular in the 80's with hip-hop dancers and rap stars like M.C. Hammer.

"Check out Hammer crank'in out those moves in his seven day shitters!"

by Mike K July 29, 2008

shifterooney

Slang term for unbridled, horny, lusty, toe curling, sweaty, passionate sex.

Fancy a good old shifterooney darling?

That girl deserves a shifterooney, she is so damn fit. Oh how I'd love to give her some right old shifterooney!

by teknonutter July 31, 2005

blowing shitters

The process on a submarine of expelling solid and loose bodily waste out of a submarine at hight pressure.

The sanitary tanks were getting full so the chief of the watch decided it was time to start blowing shitters to sea.

by Jeasus November 11, 2006

Hey Shisters

Flashback Mary’s favorite term used to describe the makeup community. The H is for comedic affect.

Girl 1- Do you watch James Charles?
Girl 2- Yes I love it when he says Hey Shisters

Girl 1-Shisters? You mean sisters?
Girl 2- I guess you’re not a Shister.

by Flexsealphilswift July 22, 2018

Shittersation

A conversation held by two or more people who are on the toilet

So i was on the can when this guy in the stall next to me kept trying to start a shittersation with me

by the daily hoogleflogger November 10, 2010