Shia Labeouf

Just the gayest name for a man, ever. It even beats Wayne LaPierre.

guy #1: Is that guy straight?

guy#2: I dunno, what's his name?

guy#1: Shia Labeouf.

guy#2: Queen.

Shia Labeouf by DrHiz August 11, 2003

Shia LaBeouf

He is a living proof that jealous men exist. So many slutty boys his age are so jealous of him because of his success and good looks.

He is also hated so much by the dudes because they hate how popular he's become and how many sexy girls he's kissed onscreen.

Just like how Angelina Jolie is amongst girls, he is that amongst the guys; who hate him because he's hot and they bring up excuses like "come on, he's goofy looking", "average" or "he is ugly". He's one of the few guy actor that gets those attacks, which proves that he is hot, a rare gem in Hollywood, that makes so many men envy his looks.

Even Spielberg and Bay have some sort of a fetish of him.

Jealous guy: Not Shia LaBeouf again, I can't stand looking at his ugly face.

Normal guy: What, do you want a guy you find attractive instead? You gay or what?

Jealous: Uh...what...uh...ahem

Shia LaBeouf by jealousymurders May 17, 2011

Shia LaBeouf

JUST DO IT MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUUUUEEEEE

Yesterday u said tomorrow, so JUST DO IT MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUEEE Like Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf by Vegito 6 God January 30, 2016

Shia Labeouf Powers 

The ability to survive massive damage/explosions without a scratch or serious injury, or the ability to be virtually invincible in the face of iminent or danger or carnage. Also the ability to swing from trees, as if you were a monkey. as demonstrated by shia labeouf in the transformers movies, and indiana jones kingdom of the crystal skull.

Hey did you hear, derek fell from his roof and didnt get hurt at all! Yeah i heard, its not fair, he has shia labeouf powers.
This movie is so unbeliveable, the main character is cheating with some serious shia labeouf powers.

Shia Labeouf Powers by Megametallica04 August 12, 2011

Downward Shia LaBeouf 

When someone gets in the position of Shia's "just do it" but on a bed on their back and a their partner screams "just do it" shoving a dick/dildo in their partners ass.

Mike- My girlfriend and I had sex last night.
Bob- Oh, really what position?
Mike- Downward Shia LaBeouf

Downward Shia LaBeouf by kurlincucumber October 4, 2016

Shia LaBeoufing

Panicing while repeating the word "No".

Man 1: No, no, no, no, no, no!

Man 2: Why are you Shia LaBeoufing?

Man 1: My girlfriend's pregnant!

Man 2: Oh shit...

Shia LaBeoufing by @00freshman November 8, 2011

Shia-LaBeoufing 

Stuttering. Just like Shia LeBeouf in the Transformers series.

That guy was Shia-LaBeoufing when he talked.

Shia-LaBeoufing by I'm from Hong Kong! September 9, 2014