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Shelton

A place where b/tards losers and idiots live. A place where people who're Otaku or are interested in other cultures feel SO bad they want to commit suicide.

The people are rude and think America is the center of the world.

That's definetly wrong. A town where people who're american fanfucks who need to learn that there are other counties that're better than America.
Guy: Hey I just went to shelton Washington

Guy2: You did? What the hell were you doing there? Don't ever go there ever again unless you want to encounter some b/tards and other loser that, will make your life suck.

Guy: Thanks

Guy2: Your welcome! Just remember shelton sucks.
by Daisuke_Kigurou May 3, 2009
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Shelton

The hood of Stoke On Trent full of student cunts now!!!
But also full of the asians of s-o-t e.g the gangsters of stoke

The place to come if u want to pick up weed in stoke

If your an outsider don't run ur mouth here or u will get jumped!!!

Located near Hanley and Festival park and etruria (who reckon they all black and gangsters)
Stoke Chav:oi paki scum u wanna get stabbed
Sheltoner:im from shelton mate!
Stoke Chav:(bricking himself) im sorry plz dont stab me, here u go ave my clothes and my wallet and my phone
Sheltoner: Sound, next time u'll be ded
by BADMANs-o-t February 14, 2008
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A whore who makes out with his cousin and accuses people of spreading rumors when he made out with a girl from sanford
Never date shelton
Shelton is a whore
by A_persob February 10, 2019
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Shelton

A shelton is someone who has bad luck, is very lame, and tries to hard to fit in.
Wow, Brad failed all of his mid-terms and broke his leg in the same week, he's becoming a Shelton.
Why does that kid keep trying to hand with us? he's such a Shelton.
Dude, do you see those $20 shoes that Joe have on? There so lame, I'm positive he's a Shelton Now.
by MustyGarfunkle32 March 20, 2016
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elizabeth shelton

A human who is genuinely kind and gentle to most of mankind and animal kind. Does her best in all she puts her mind to. Cares very deeply about all of her friends. Tends to make friends with guys way too easily(in her own opinion)(in her early years),
Is easily hurt by harsh words, those who are good quality people themselves (if they are to meet one) they should make friends with her if they want a loyal friend that they can call in the middle of the night if they want a ride to a store or gas station or if they need to borrow a lawnmower or if they need help cleaning out their garage, setting up for a garage sale, etc. You'll know her when you see her. Her soul and her warm smile lights up a room (especially when she is excited)
That's Elizabeth Shelton! Because she loves God, she lights up my life!
by ChristineAndEric May 27, 2017
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june shelton

a guy who sleeps a lot, ejaculates from his hand, has a big lip, and is very homosexual yet tries very hard to be normal by acting like he likes females
Could you please wake up that june shelton he has just came on himself while looking at that male teacher.
by I.Am.ThA.MaN May 12, 2009
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Shelton Special

When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.
My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.
by ASovo23 August 8, 2014
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