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not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

Another way to tell somebody is not the brightest person in attendance, or not the sharpest tool in the shed.
- Oh my! Another D in math? This was about addition and subtraction!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!

- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.

- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!
by el patron himself November 13, 2011
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Smarmy Little Snarkfest

A very ornery, haughty, or arrogant person. Someone who is always sarcastic, or thinks they are the shit.
That girl Devan is such a smarmy little snarkfest. She's always giving me sass.
by potatoking June 17, 2010
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sharkesha

A black woman who is awsome to party with but if you step out of line she will fuck your shit up and shove a cactus up your ass
Mike: Dude why are you walking so funny
John: I got in a argument with sharkesha and i really don't want to talk about it
by Dimitri3696 April 21, 2014
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Skankfest

1: "I enjoy the company of women who give in easily to solicitation of sexual intercourse, with no regard to the repercussions of being overly promiscuous."

2: "Well theres a skankfest at the mall, since there is a sale at (whatever store whores shop at)."

1: "Scrumtrelescent, I'm getting my keys and cologne."
by Jack Klugman December 24, 2008
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sharkiest

Used to discribe a beach infested with the most sharks in a particular area.
"Yea tigershark bay is pretty scary but northern California's Red Triangle has got to be the Sharkiest.
by Sam Sances August 11, 2007
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Sharkiesha

Sharkiesha is a fictional character who is bad ass as fuck. A dumb ass bitch got on her nerves and she hit her smack on her ratchet face.
Sharkiesha: *gets pissed the hell off*
Dumb bitch: *gets on Sharkieshas nerves*
Random bitch: "Sharkiesha NOOO"

sharkiesha: hits that dumb bitch.
by Ghetto_Unicorn_yasss February 9, 2015
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Smackfest

During sexual intercourse, when traditionally the male smacks the female's posterior for added enjoyment.
Person 1: Did you have a good time on Saturday evening?
Person 2: Yeah, we went to the opera.
Person 1: That all?
Person 2: No, we went back to my hive and had a little smackfest.
by Busy Bee October 17, 2006
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