Shandirai

–noun
1. Biochemistry. the love hormone, G19O28, secreted by the female heart, that stimulates the feelings of being in love and passion. Usually sufficient amounts are produced in the female body on its own.
2. Pharmacology. a prepared form of this compound, produced synthetically by a man in Boston, available on a need basis if the test results show low S levels. Used chiefly for treatment of women needing some extra affection and love.

Not feeling the love, I think my Shandirai level is down.

by Rachelm2010 February 8, 2010

Shandletroffing

When a man sticks his soft dick and balls into a girls vagina.

Last night i walked in on Kyle and Hailey shandletroffing in a Walgreens handicap stall.

by Dr.Dickdown October 18, 2019

Shandel

A person with a beautiful soul. Very kind and caring. Stubborn and does not like to be told what to do. She is a natural born go getter. She follows her own path. She loves shopping and having fun with her friends. She is successful in many areas of her life. She never cares about who likes her or does not because she attracts good people every where she goes.

Shandel is an amazing role model.

by Prettyrocgyrl November 23, 2021

Garry Shandling

This is what Hanz Zimmer would look like if he was on drugs.

Garry Shandling looks like Hanz Zimmer on crack cocaine.

by Restekp August 4, 2018

Shandell

A fucking sweet ass person, ussually very good in bed

Loves kittens!

N: Who did you hang out with last night?

B: A kick ass gal

N: Must have been a Shandell!

by Serendipity07 June 2, 2009

Shandi

Shandi's are sexy and have nice boom booms. They are usually redheads and really feisty. A Shandi is like the best kind of friend you could ever have because they can be your sister, your mom, your wife, your pretend girlfriend when ugly guys are hitting on you, and overall just the best friend you could ever have. Shandi's are not necessarily the friendliest person you will ever meet, but that's not her fault, it's yours for being a dumbass, because she is always right. Shandi's also know everything, especially when you're faking smiling and then she makes you laugh for calling you out. She might be called a bitch sometimes, but that's because you deserve what you get from a Shandi and if you mess with one, you deal with her AND she probably has a best friend named Becca. Just an educated guess ;) So basically, if you know a redhead named Shandi, leave her alone, because she doesn't like you and she only loves her best friend, who's name is probably Becca, and hot guys.

I'm so lucky to have a best friend named Shandi, because her name says it all and she is perfect.

by sexybff September 30, 2012

Shamdildo

its a dildo basically but it applies the shamwow concept. you basically just shove it in your/her vag and it sucks up all the moisture. now that the inside of the vag feels like sandpaper you can stick your dick up there and make it bleed. colors come in orange, blueberry, blood, and camel. (warning for masochistic purposes only)

Matt-"right after i basted my girlfriend i shoved a shamdildo up her vag then stuck my dick in there. it felt like my dick was rolling around in hot beach sand."

Dan-"aww dude you gotta invite me next time it sounds like a blast!"

by lil pga pro 1 June 29, 2009