shlamozzle

A word that can mean literally anything. If someone needs anymore context, it’s probably Jewish.

John: Wow, that’s a pretty cool shlamozzle ya got there.
Fred: Yeah, I got this shlamozzle from the shlamozzle shoppe.
John: No, I mean the other shlamozzle you have there. I hate that first shlamozzle you said.

by Your local synagogue May 15, 2018

Shmozzie

To fix, tweak, or repair something.

If you just give it a little shmozzie it will fit or work just fine.

by Jose Myrse June 2, 2023

shamoozle

An extremely fat woman who smells horribly of low tide

Shamoozle really stunk up Blain's office today

by bob yuiloiujkjhu May 20, 2008

shampozzer

A gamer term discribing some-one who allways calls peoplle "noobs" and "hackers" and who isn't very good themselves.

James: NOOB NOOB NOOB NOOB
Gareth: ohhh stop being a shampozzer

by Gareth664 December 4, 2010

shamezies

When someone does something they should be ashamed for.

Breanna: Awww i would be happy if i looked like old lindsay with the beautiful hair and voluptuos curves in all the right placess

Chelsea: too bad she did crack and now is like a twig

Breanna:I know its a SHAMEZIES!!!

by classygirl1 February 22, 2011

Shazzie

slang term for shit

Person 1: Boo!
Person 2: Shazzie! You scared me, you bastard!

by freckleface0150 July 8, 2011

Shlamozzle

1. A Jewish horn similar to the shofar blown in times of war.
2. Another name for a mans sexual organs.

1. Today at the synagogue we practiced our ancient tradition of blowing shlamozzle.
2. Dyslexic: I just failed that Advanced Algebra test.
Cam: You really took the shlamozzle on that one bud. Blew that shlamozzle like pro.

by Mr. Masons small weeny June 6, 2018