Shitcation

A shitty vacation.

Guy 1 asks: "How was your trip bro?"

Guy 2 answers: "It sucked ass, I'm sorry I went with that cunt, all she did was bitched the whole fuckin time"

Guy 1 responds: "Sorry man, sounds like you had a shitcation"

by BroMike November 8, 2012

Staycation Dick

A dick that falls in between boyfriend dick and vacation dick. You can ride it every night, you just have to pack the lube.

She told Michael he was bigger than boyfriend dick, but not quite vacation dick—she could ride him nightly if there was lube provided, a nice Staycation dick.

by LeighCalli August 6, 2020

staycation bar

The most smackkkkking mushroom infused chocolate bar ever,it’s holographic,is better than when Tupac came back as his digital self , only consume a few pieces, if you face the whole bar find a couch immediately.

That staycation bar was bussin, ya feel me, that ZAZA ain’t no joke these bars got me chasing spirit animals thru time square.....yeeerrrrrrrd!

by Paper monster March 29, 2021

stagnation

Da lazy 'n' listless status of a fertile deer with a big rack of horns when he isn't "getting any".

Bambi was suffering major stagnation when he was all "rarin' to go" but had "no place to stick it"; when Faline found out about it, she pranced over to make a "doenation", thus "relieving the pressure" and making Bambi feel frisky and lively again.

by QuacksO December 6, 2021

Slaycation

Any trip where you are serving LEWKS honey. Nails, done, hair done, everything did. Outfit on point too. You did not come to play, basically you are dressed to the nines.

"Every outfit Beyonce wore for Paris fashion week was so fire, even the bikinis! " Yea girl, she had the slaycation of the year, who's the designer?

by wsmg August 11, 2022

Staycation

Staying at home during your vacation instead of traveling to a pleasure destination. This can be caused by high gas prices, or just a shortage of money.

We wanted to take the kids to Niagara Falls, but with gas over $4 a gallon, we instead opted for a staycation.

by Thehuckster August 19, 2008

staycation

A meme that expresses dismay or mockery of buzzwords and other portmanteaus, often created by the media or marketers, that make people groan. Staycation, being one of the most successful buzzwords, has become the poster child for all buzzwords.

P1: Hey Bob, check out my new Quadroid handset.
P2: *groan* I need a staycation.

P1: DAMN IT YOU FREAKS!!! STOP WITH THE ASS-GRABBING BUZZ-WORDING OVER-HYPING BASTARDIZING-JARGON BASED MARKETING BS!
P2: Uh oh, looks like someone needs a staycation!

by sarysa December 4, 2010