Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

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sex monkey

duane. he really looks like a monkey! he's addicted to sex. he smokes weed too.

alex: hey tierra, i saw a kid today and he was smokin weed and humping a chair!

tierra: wow! he's probably a sex monkey!

by heyvanityhaha July 29, 2009

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seamonkeys

Little particles that remain in the toilet after flushing a nasty dump.

Joey must have dropped the kids off at the pool because when I went in the bathroom I had to flush the seamonkeys before I sat down.

by Sean Re December 20, 2004

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SEAMONKEY

referred to as the turbo-charged coupe car that was first imported from germany in the early 80's.
newer version resemble to chrysler sebring, but do not confuse the two!
seamonkey owners have sent many complaints about their cars being confused with the chrysler model and request that manufactors change the body build or to stop making the seamonkeys.
chrysler took these complaints to heart and in 2005 the last sebring coupe was distributed to the public.

"damn that seamonkey is fast!"

"you wanna race my seamonkey?!"

"that is a luxurios seamonkey that you have there!"

by crazygirl21 October 18, 2008

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