A handsome God with a penis to rival the size of the empire state building. No mortal can handle the extent of his lengthy wood. He is the being that all others strive to be like, but his aura of raw sexual power can not be achieved by mere humans.
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Get the Seth mug.A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.
'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'
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The most kick ass awesome couple in the world. Their swag cannot be matched and they are the coolest motherfuckers in the world!
by tjohnson123456 January 1, 2012
Get the Kelsey and Seth mug.This super suave chappy who will have you drooling at hello. A Seth is a handsome, intelligent, witty, guy with snuggles that will make you feel as though you're the luckiest girl on the planet - which indeed you are if you have the fortune of being snuggled by a Seth! This cheeky chap will have beguiled you with his cute boyish charm before you can say wahoo. If you have a Seth, treat him as your king as he is the most hilarious, caring, selfless being alive on this planet today, and every moment with this ray of sunshine should be cherished. If you have lost a Seth, miss him with all your heart because he is a once in a lifetime. But remember his carefree laugh and billion dollar smile, and the way his eyes crinkle and light up when he does, and you'll fall in love again and again. Yep Seths steal your heart for good
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Do you know where I could find a store which sells Seth's laugh in a jar?
Do you know where I could find a store which sells Seth's laugh in a jar?
by 2sparkly4u November 3, 2014
Get the Seth mug.A concept similar to hammerspace, though hammerspace is specific to cartoons. In a game, when an inventory item is stored seemingly nowhere, it is said to be put in a "magic satchel." A magic satchel can conform to any size, from a small pill to a large building.
"Dude, where the fuck did Master Chief just put his rocket launcher?"
"It's in his magic satchel, duh."
"It's in his magic satchel, duh."
by Fresnel December 2, 2007
Get the magic satchel mug.A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.
Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.
Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!
Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?
Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!
Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?
Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
by Larry Finster December 27, 2009
Get the Testes Satchel mug.1. A man with an ass wider than his shoulders (or the ass of said man); such people are satchel asses and are not to be trusted.
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