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semenary

The places formally known as seminaries where priests learn to molest little children on a professional level.
Father Ken spent 4 years at St. Bernard's semenary before he was given the blessing of the church to teach kids how to propperly punch a clown.
by r to the ob March 27, 2004
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Semesterer

A college student, usually with a major in philosophy or psychology, who attempts to argue with people citing information from the one semester of college they have taken.

A white college student who tries to treat people like they are dumb because they had such an "interesting" discussion on the evil corporations and therefore how to fix all the world's woes, but will never win an election because, "my dad won't buy me the presidency like Bush."
Guy 1: Dude, what you just don't realize is that the corporations are ruling everything. My professor opened up my eyes and blew my reality. Human beings are sheep.

Guy 2: What's your major?

Guy 1: I'm undeclared right now, but I'm thinking about majoring in philosophy with a minor in earth studies.

Guy 2: Fucking semesterer.
by jboneh February 19, 2010
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Serenery

Enjoy the landscape-the serenery is divine.
by Snooze11 May 21, 2021
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sad girl semester

a sad girl in college who is really going through it.
becky: “yo i’m about to have a hot girl semester this year”
susan: “imma have a sad girl semester hee hee
by nessybear27 October 19, 2019
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semenster

"Damn, I had a grip of mansecks this semenster at school."
by Anonymous April 3, 2003
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semester boyfriend

A male whom is a temporary replacement for a male role for only a semesters length in a girls life. Needs certain attributes in order to keep the fling going and exciting. No strings attached unless otherwise clarified. it has to be very clear that the girl is using him for a placeholder until she finds Mr. right.
Kate: I'm hanging out with Kevin, and hes a lot of fun but i dont want anything serious so im going to make him my semester boyfriend.
Maria: Thats what i did last semester, works out for the best.
by c00kkkies February 19, 2012
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Semenergy

Semenergy (some energy)

When a male has intercourse with a female, the female gets energy and basically sucks the life out of the male causing him to be tired and ready for bed.

Semenergy aka Some Energy but the source of energy is given through intercourse.
The male loses all energy. Therefore the male transfers his energy into the female through semen.

Female: I'm so tired babe, I need semenergy.
Male: Let's go!

(male and female have intercourse)

Male: I'm ready for bed now. Did I give you enough energy?
Female: Oh ya! Thank you for giving me some semenegy babe!
by FutureDentist1984 October 14, 2012
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