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He is good friends with Jackie Chan.
He speaks fluent japanese
He is an Aikido master of 7th dan.
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Besides making badass action movies, Steven Seagal also plays the guitar and sings. And of course he's in a band.
He is good friends with Jackie Chan.
He speaks fluent japanese
He is an Aikido master of 7th dan.
He owns a dojo in japan.
He is almost always seen in a ponytail.
He is the greatest man alive.
Besides making badass action movies, Steven Seagal also plays the guitar and sings. And of course he's in a band.
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Steven Seagal: The secret is not to act, but to be.
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Steven Seagal: The secret is not to act, but to be.
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The insolence of the that seagull really chaps my ass. I don't know what to do with the seagall that I'm feeling.
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