Seamus

Usually a person who is a bitch-ass, and is such a pussy that his girlfriend would have no problim cheating on him, also resembles harry potter

oh she cheated on him, haha hes such a seamus

by HEAD OF MCAULEY HALL December 6, 2010

Seamus

A steaming pile of feces.

Man... I drank a 26 last night and this morning i took the most nasty Seamus of my life. Think i need to reno the bathroom now.

by Qwerty3214 October 1, 2018

Seamus

A kid with a high ass voice from jewton

Girl 1: I feel bad hes 15 and hasnt hit puberty yet.
Girl 2: Haha what a Seamus.

by Heheueu November 30, 2017

Seamus

A dumbass bitch who fucks his sister

Seamus equals a bitch

by Ur yet October 4, 2019

Seamus

A wedlock congressmen with his black jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic

Seamus is a satanist

by Djslimdick12453 October 14, 2019

Seamus

Thinks that juice boxes make you gay

James: *drinking a juice box*
Seamus: Did you know juice boxes make you gay?

by Sapphic-_-deamon December 9, 2020

Seamus

A guy who thinks juice boxes make you gay.

James: *drinking juice box*

Seamus: Did you juice boxes make you gay?

by Sapphic-_-deamon December 9, 2020