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2) One of the best writers in television.
2) One of the best writers in television.
Guy 1: "Dude want to watch The Simpsons? Marge be not Proud is on."
Guy 2: "That ep was written by Mike Scully wasn't it?"
Guy 3: "BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL!"
Guy 2: "That ep was written by Mike Scully wasn't it?"
Guy 3: "BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL!"
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Dirtbags who use bots to buy up high demand products online and sell them at triple and quadruple the price.
That dirtbag scalper purchased all the ps5’s for $399 and $499, then listed them for sale at $1,900 and $2000!
by ShannonRed November 15, 2020
Get the Scalper mug.In complete neutral, unbiased definition: A person who gains income and profit from buying tickets/admissions to popular events (e.g sports games, music concerts), and sells them again to the public at higher prices than they bought them.
In my defintion, and in the defintion of anyone who has ever had their potential ticket taken by a scalper, or has been forced to buy from a scalper: The absolute scum of the earth, worse than neo-nazis, telemarketers, and rapists combined. They lack the decency, intelligence and integrity to make an honest living, so they prey upon and exploit other peoples' love of music, sport and general interests.
Make sure you get your tickets before these cocksuckers do, and no matter how much it pains you to miss an event, NEVER buy from them - it is the only way to get rid of them - event organisers try to place measures to get rid of them, but they do very little. If nobody buys from a scalper, they make huge losses buying expensive tickets nobody used, and will be discouraged from doing it again. If you buy from a scalper, you're only supporting them and making the problem worse. Better yet, if you see one at a game/show/etc, punch them, spit on them, assault them, but watch out, ticket scalping organisations employ massive 300lb sellers for a reason.
In my defintion, and in the defintion of anyone who has ever had their potential ticket taken by a scalper, or has been forced to buy from a scalper: The absolute scum of the earth, worse than neo-nazis, telemarketers, and rapists combined. They lack the decency, intelligence and integrity to make an honest living, so they prey upon and exploit other peoples' love of music, sport and general interests.
Make sure you get your tickets before these cocksuckers do, and no matter how much it pains you to miss an event, NEVER buy from them - it is the only way to get rid of them - event organisers try to place measures to get rid of them, but they do very little. If nobody buys from a scalper, they make huge losses buying expensive tickets nobody used, and will be discouraged from doing it again. If you buy from a scalper, you're only supporting them and making the problem worse. Better yet, if you see one at a game/show/etc, punch them, spit on them, assault them, but watch out, ticket scalping organisations employ massive 300lb sellers for a reason.
1. Goddammit, I just wanted to have a great time at the music festival/sports game, but some fuckwit has tried to exploit this and sell me a scalped ticket. Fuck that
2. If nobody buys from scalpers, they will make huge losses, and be forced to go back to their original occupations as glory hole employees
2. If nobody buys from scalpers, they will make huge losses, and be forced to go back to their original occupations as glory hole employees
by cyber573 April 7, 2008
Get the scalper mug.A combination of the names "Mulder" and "Scully" of The X-Files fame. It is a term not used in most of the X-Files fandom. As an older fandom that grew right at the beginning of the Internet revolution the combination of names was not as common as other fandoms. I.E. Harry Potter. Use of 'Sculder' on older lists and message boards will get the user laughed at and mocked.
The proper term is shipper or ship as the term originated in the X-Files fandom
The proper term is shipper or ship as the term originated in the X-Files fandom
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-As created on the message board, Inside Carolina. The term is usually used during a recruitment of an athlete; it basically means the recruit is ours.
-As created on the message board, Inside Carolina. The term is usually used during a recruitment of an athlete; it basically means the recruit is ours.
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