funky scrumpin

Sexual relations; the act of having sexual relations

"Ain't no funky scrumpin up in here"
-Snoop Dogg

funky scrumpin by Carter May 7, 2005

Shrimpin 

Shrimpin is after a male shoots his sperm in the womans vagina and then sucks the sperm back out through a straw.

Bill went shrimpin on Sarah

Shrimpin by $$DMONEY$$ July 18, 2003

just shrimpin 

in reference to the "shirmp smackdown" or "samurai shimp smackdown." The act of giving the shrimp smackdown on a regular basis. Similar to just pimpin.

"yeah, you know i'm just shrimpin it."
"Just shrimpin 24/7." "You know that Ted is just shrimpin it all the time." "Just shrimpin, you know. Gotta keep dem hos in line."

just shrimpin by Kraut April 4, 2005

Shrimpin 

When its cold out and your penis shrivels up. "Compare to shrinkage of the testicles except with the penis"

Yo dude what is it 45 degrees out here im shrimpin big time.

Man this pool is pretty chilly I think im gonna get in the hot tub to reverse the effects of my shrimpage.

Shrimpin by bigdaddyapplepants July 24, 2009

scrimping 

where one guy nuts in another guys ass than slurps it out with a straw

gay guy1: my mouth tastes funny

gay guy2:thats cuz you were scrimping all night again we're you?

scrimping by xman13 February 3, 2010

shrimpin 

a word used by certain members of the D N' D crew in warren, NJ
instead of the usual use for shrimpin (sucking cum out of a mans ass through a straw) these individuals use the term shrimpin in place of racing, specifically illegal car races

"yo man, what you doin"
"shrimpin bro"

shrimpin by BAMF456 October 23, 2008

scrumpin 

The act of intercourse preformed in close quarters.

I took your mom to the drive-in, we got to scrumpin before the previews.

scrumpin by biggdogg September 4, 2003