Scratch Paper Weird

Something that is very very weird

That's scratch paper weird...

by PrdflS8n October 27, 2020

morning ballsack-scratch

First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.

This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.

by Marcogod October 27, 2010

Monkey Scratch

When an itch occurs just below the arm pit and you scratch it with the arm on the same side of the body as the itch.

My friend made fun of me when had to monkey scratch a really bad itch.

by Whooty wrangler December 5, 2011

scratching the pink turntable

Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.

Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!

by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005

chicken scratch

Really bad hand writing that only the person who wrote it can read it. Most often it just looks like scribbles.

Bob I can't read your chicken scratch! What does this say??

by Sasha June 27, 2003

Vinyl Scratch

The white unicorn from My little pony Friendship is magic. Her coat is white and has red eyes but as shown in season 1 she's wearing glasses. Her mane and tail is blue with light blue stripes and is shown for only 5 seconds in Episode 14 Season 1. Vinyl Scratch's nickname (DJ name) is DJ P0N-3.

Rainbow Dash: Hey Vinyl, you make great music, I loved your performance!

Vinyl Scratch: Thanks Rainbow. Be sure to tune in to my latest tracks.

by MichaelLi1339 October 27, 2011

scratching narse

to scratch at your gentalia in public for a prolonged period of time, usually to impress a hot girl or smoking weed through a bong located in a black mans anus. both being equally pleasureful

"Look at Dan he can scratch narse like Denzel Washington."
"Homeless men will be scratching narse for money."

by Charlie Budd October 29, 2005