Skitzofrenic jester

Derived from the english language words -skitzofrenic and -jester. A combination of one of the worst syndromes and classifications known to man. This rare hybrid species can be found holding sitting alone at lunch tables, on the school bus, or in the back of a classroom with a scratch-doodle notebook that he shuts if people get to close. With an awareness rating of 100, the skitzo jester is easily startled and always conscious of his immediate surroundings. Skitzofrenic jesters are known to take drastic measures/ and or use alternate routes to avoid crossing paths with intimidating heavy-hitters. even the slightest eye contact may leave them paralyzed for up to 3 hours.

Yo earl lets go to the football game tonight, everyones gonna be there.

Idk man i mite run into that kid from gym class that looks at me funny. Plus he owes me a dollar

Cmon dude stop being such a skitzofrenic jester

by Themathblaster November 1, 2013

skitzo

a fucking retard

See that bloke over there, yeah he's a fucking skitzo!

by ThotSlayerPeepeeman October 28, 2019

schitzo

to have polarities in personality, mood swings

"your bird, she is such a schitzo"

by Jon Hague July 13, 2005

paranoidal-plagarist-skitzoid

is a person who thinks everyone is taking behind his back but thinks he said it first

paranoidal-plagarist-skitzoid argues that the great works of Shakespeae are plagarized from his own works and he is really Sir Francis Bacon, incarnate.

by BlogOneDos May 27, 2007

Skitzo Delusions

When a skitzo has false beliefs. Bullshit

"Wow, Dave had a lot of skitzo delusions when he tripped on acid."

by SkitzoSafari August 5, 2009

Scizzott

A guy named Scott that is sizzling hot

Oh girl Scizzott can get up in my hotspot!

by Scizzott402 October 4, 2022

shitzol

A shitzol is often german and is highly impulsive he is incredibly hot but yet retarded also he is hitlerds long lost grandson too. if you see a shitzol you must run as he is very hot but has a testicle the size of germany in 1945. he would gas in a second so runn to neverland.

Oh no!!! ita shitzol Run kids run!

by Imhimshitter January 18, 2023