Schnockering

ones becoming intoxicated by not only drugs and or alcohol but also the allure of the moist female form.

About fifteen minutes after that group of skanks arrived and three more shots and a rip of chronic me and the boys were on our way to a good schnockering.

by Filthy Dirty Dickins October 19, 2008

Schlonger

The term for a penis so large that anyone who sees it turns to stone due to sheer jealousy. It is said that a man many years ago possessed the infamous "Schlonger" but used it's power for evil, forcing a valiant warrior to slice the penis clean off and hide it so that no one else would get jealous of the massive meat stick. The current location of the Schlonger is unknown.

Jerry: "Have you heard the legend of the Schlonger?"

Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"

Jerry: "..."

Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."

by Voltron22 August 6, 2012

schmogerty

Has the qualities of being a great, fun dance-rock song.

"This song is just not schmogerty enough for my tastes."

by DudeWhoLikesTodd October 23, 2011

Schnoggles

A term meaning a meal eaten after dinner and before breakfast - usually around 2 or 3 am when an individual is intoxicated or has been up all night and is delusional at the time of eating. One can eat more than one schnoggles in a night, however, it is not recommended due to the fact that you are probably drunk eating schnoggles and could possible throw it up. Schnoggles was coined by Brad R., a University of Maryland student.

"Hey man, before we go the bars, lets get some chipotle and put it in the fridge so we'll have some schnoggles when we get back."

by Brad Ryan September 26, 2005

Schmigger

A person who is white in the winter and black in the summer.

BENJEE, you are a Schmigger.

by Redneckian2 February 20, 2011

blocher, kakker, schnorrer

An irresponsible and garrulous busybody who constantly offers unsolicited and self-serving advice and suggestions. The blocher/kakker/schnorrer is spring-loaded to invite himself (or herself) (un-invited) into one's life, usually with overtones of boisterous dependancy, implying that his (or her) hapless host has obligations to include him (or her) in a variety of activities in which someone else will pay the bill. As an invited (even if self-invited) guest, the blocher/kakker/schorrer will behave as a flamboyant and irresponsibly generous host... until the bill is presented, at which time he (or she) will demonstrate virtuso skill at check-fumbling.

He or she is a blocher/kakker/schnorrer who, unless driven off by relentless whacks with a stick, will disembowel the vitals of another's life. See my definition of "greaseball" to flesh out the picture more fully. To get the straight scoop on just about everything, check out the glossary on my web site at www.squarf.com.

by squarf March 2, 2004

schnoogens

noun.
1. The exclamation or interjection of the knowledge of a sexual favor or situation.
2. A gimicky word derived by Kevin Smith in order to portay a movie as hip.

1.
monica: I suck you dick.
bill: SCHNOOGENS!

2.
ben: I fucked those tig ole' bitties.
matt: SCHNOOGENS!

by bobby May 25, 2004