Scheren ficker

German: Scissor fucker, means to have a sexual attraction to sharp blades.

He's a scheren ficker (He's a scissor fucker)

by Bananub March 15, 2015

schleener

a snobby prick with a long ass dick

Man, Lisa told me that Tommy is a real schleener.

by Lean Schleen December 8, 2016

Schniegenberg

The last name of a fellow german with a small cock

Girl: Why is your dick so small?!

Guy: I'm a Schniegenberg

by poopsterweinster November 6, 2020

schliement

Bottled semen mixed with vaginal fluids, left in the sun for approximately 69.937485 days until properly "ripe". Then sold on the Cambodian black market for massive amounts of money or various sexual favors from minors. It is used primarily in South East Asia for various tasks ranging from massage oil to seasoning.

That schliement got me that guwop! Plus little Jimmy could sure work a shaft.

I dare you to drink some schliement, I'll give you ten bucks.

by Srilankan Scrotum Slayer December 9, 2013

Schliven

A baseball sapka méretét állító, a sapka hátsó fertályán elhelyezkedő, nagy általánosságban műanyag szelvény.

Állítsd be a schliven-t, hogy ne legyen a sapka nagy a fejemre!

by Náni May 20, 2015

schlieben

A town in germany, also a phrase used to indicate the presence of a noun, verb, adjective.

See humourous misallocation of words.

Hey schlieben.
What's schlieben?

by Jones December 18, 2003

Schlieffen Plan

The act of convincing a female that you are going to make sweet love in her vagina, and then right before penetration, unbeknownst to her, you spin said female around and penetrate her anal cavity until fatal and or serious internal bleeding commences. The result of aforementioned interior bleeding is an easily identifiable ring of blood around the base of the shaft... of the penis.

Last night at band practice we had the best schlieffen plan ever, it took an entire roll of bounty to remove the rings of blood from the participants dongs.

by Where's Ten? December 1, 2004