schlide

To make a flirtatious move on an attractive female, usually ending in rejection

ie "Will, you tryin' to schlide in on Emily?"

by GetFukkkkkkkked March 28, 2015

schliegengrifte

An awesome pagan festival held each Yule where only the most hot bros get invited and they have lunch together and talk a lot of sense about music and musicians, and bitches hang around the outskirts hoping to be included.

Hans: Hey did you get to this year's Schliegengrifte?

Kurt: What's it to you, dickwad?

by schliegenoberfuhrer January 12, 2015

schnice

A combination of 2 words both special and nice. Used especially around blind dates that you liked but would never see again. Also used around your friends when describing your younger mentally retarded brother. Not a nice word.

Also used around people who say something stupid and you want to let them know that what they said was something a special, mentally retarded person would say.

Example 1

Sesile: I hear you have a sister. I need a date this weekend. Is she fine? Would I get some?

Homer: You can meet her but I have to warn you. All I can say about her is she is schnice.

Sesile: Aww man...I don't date girls that are tards

Example 2

Homer: You have a fine sister...NOT!

Sesile: Schnice man. That was real schnice.

by Topher Brown November 14, 2007

Schlieman Schnot

When you're in a swimming pool etc. and you snot a water boogie. Pleasant.

A pool in zante...
Person 1 : "ohww you've got a little schlieman schnot"

by H&S October 10, 2008

von schlieffened

The act of flanking or attacking from behind which often involves in bamboozling the enemy. Based on the Schlieffen plan from WW I, it was conceived by the German strategist Alfred Von Schlieffen.

Fuck They Von Schlieffened us

by Vombat May 2, 2020

Doniac Schvice

That experience when you are coming home and you hear the phone ring and you fumble for your keys to get the door unlocked - and when you finally get inside and to the phone - right then and only right then, it stops ringing.

I almost made it through the door, missed the call and now all I feel is the Doniac Schvice.

by trev5150 November 6, 2021

schlizenheimer

A low class girl who acts German in order to seem exotic or interesting.

"Dude, that schlizenheimer's German was so terrible, she sounded like a redneck reading Rammstein lyrics."

by Jeremy F April 23, 2007