shat blast

when your done in the bathroom and the toilet bowl is blasted with shat. it usually doesn't come off when you flush.

"I walked into Ryan's bathroom to take a leak and there was a nasty shat blast in the toilet"

by stusky September 26, 2006

shataclysm

A shower of excrement (typically liquid) that destroys all in its wake.

I wish I hadn't had that ropey curry last night. I've had to hire a biohazard protection suit to clear up after the resulting shataclysm.

by Ned Beavis November 26, 2007

Saucy as shat

Agreeing that something is saucy. Saucy meaning great or lit

Simon: isn't that saucy
Elijah: saucy as shat

by MaDudesBeSaucy October 25, 2019

Shat Bricks

To be utterly appalled, amazed, or stunned.

Jesus: "Watch as I turn this water into wine!"
*water changes to wine*
Onlooker: " Holy shit, he really did it. I just shat bricks"

by TheDudeguyman January 13, 2009

shat-gnat

n. A person who smells like ass.

v. "shat-gnatting, shat-gnatter" The act of sipping another's duck butter through a straw.

v. That girls breath smelled so bad, it was as if she had been shat-gnatting all night.

n. Holy shit shat-gnat when was the last time you took a bath?!

by mwoods244 July 7, 2010

Shat splat

Trying to take a levitating crap in a public restroom and getting poo on the toilet seat.

I have to go to the bathroom, but there is a large shat splat on the seat.

by remtiw mada November 27, 2010

Shatakooshi

It means to politely shut the f**k up

Someone: why are you so annoying

Me: shatakooshi ur gay

by Elmoisdaddy May 31, 2020