sarcastic

1. My absolute favorite kind of comeback for any type of insult.

2. Saying the exact opposite of what you really mean, to show emphasis.

1. Person : Hey, what did you get on that biology test? I bet i got higher!
Me : You sure you wanna make that claim when your score's an 85?
Person : Whatever dude, you just wish you could be me.
Me (being sarcastic): Yeah, I'd just love to never have another girl hit on me as long as i live.

2. Mom : Here's your arranged marriage son, Isn't she pretty?
Son (being sarcastic): Yeah! Why dont you go pick up the ugliest hog on the streets and I'll marry THAT.

sarcastic by Quizzical November 27, 2006

sarcastic acid 

It's chemical formula is H(SrCaSm) and is the substance that stimulates witty comebacks, ironic replies, in other words: sarcasm. It can only be handled in small amounts as it has a pH of 0. If someone is overly sarcastic it can appear as an off-white cloud around a person's head.

"Who's the guy with the cloud around his head?"
"Oh, that's Mike. He has excessive amounts of sarcastic acid, it's genetic"

sarcastic acid by Soulfir the Sarcastic May 1, 2008

sarcasticness 

"For use of those who cant remember of the word sarcasm"

"I dunno whether i should be insulted or flattered!"

"Flattered, there was no sarcasticness in that statement"

sarcasticness by Jason and Laura July 31, 2008

Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome 

When you say something that is perceived as sarcasm but was not originally intended to be sarcastic, you might suffer from Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome.

A: I like how the acronym for your definition for Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome is ASS
B: That's funny, i didn't know that. It's nice how things sometimes fall into place
A: You are being sarcastic right?

B: No, I just might suffer from ASS though.. but I swear, I didn't know it would spell ASS when I first made this up.
A: you should probably put "/s" at the end there.
B: Dude, I said I swear, I don't even like sarcasm, I think its dishonest and I don't even know how it works.

A: Well, I can't decide if you are being a sarcastic ass or if you actually suffer from ASS

Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome by abadir January 17, 2019

sarcastic

The act of being syrupy sweet and condescending to someone that is extrememly pissed off, usually resulting in the person getting even more pissed off. Useful when working in retail.

The more pissed off she got at me, the more sarcastic I got with her.

sarcastic by LaDeena July 4, 2009

Sarcastical 

Another word for sarcastic

"implying i'm not being sarcastical" Mason Gregory Adams 2015

Sarcastical by torpedo654 April 3, 2015

Sarcastic Gamer 

The greatest and most amazing site on gaming and sarcasm. Go to it and you won't be sorry!

This is more like an ad for Sarcastic Gamer! Guess who made this?

Sarcastic Gamer by t454fjt February 19, 2009