Saved by the Belly

When you're not tryinna smash your SO so you tell'em your stomach hurts. Or even better, when they say they're tummy hurts.

I lucked out and was saved by the belly whence he started taking off his pants then suddenly collapsed on the floor from stomach pains.

by SleepytimeDee November 30, 2017

saved by the bellhorn

A highly cliqued, non-moderated gimmick forum, to post and comment on anything especially by those who think they know all. A laughable forum that desires new comers then they chase them away with brow beating harrassment

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by doosher1 May 21, 2010

saved by zero

The excrutiating pain of being raped by a hungry grizzly bear.

"You look horrible today!"
"I know. I couldn't sleep at all. I was having nightmares about Saved By Zero all night."

by John Dago March 31, 2009

Saved By Zero

Maybe someday, saved by zero
I'll be more together
Stretched by fewer thoughts that leave me
Chasing after my dreams, disown me, loaded with danger
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Holding onto words that teach me
I will conquer space around me
So maybe I'll win (saved by zero)
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by Death Menace December 4, 2022

Saved that starfish

A phrase used when one solves a minute problem.

It is particularly useful when others in close proximity are unnecessarily stressed over the aforementioned bother.

A professor is giving a lecture with a PowerPoint. One slide has a minor typo and the entire class becomes disgruntled. Annoyed by the complaining students, and his embarrassing blunder, the professor edits the PowerPoint and mutters, “whew, we saved that starfish.”

by TheSavedStarfish May 29, 2021

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

when you are really bored that you click on one of the tips in gboard and look it up in urban dictionary

Guy: hmm, what's this? "Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here." I, for no reason what so ever, am going to look this up in urban dictionary

by 🍠 June 10, 2021

She don't wanna be saved, don't save her

She don't wanna be saved, don't save her is a verse in J Cole's song "No Role Modelz." To save her means to save a woman from an abusive relationship, saving her from drugs, prostitution, stripping, and men taking advantage of her. To don't save her means to don't save a woman from drugs, prostitution, etc. "She don't wanna be saved" means that women do not wanna be saved. If you do try and save her then she will eventually get back with the horrible lifestyle and go back to drugs and prostitution.

"Dude, after all, I've done for her trying to save her from her abusive ex, she still went back to him." Said Alex. "I told you, She don't wanna be saved, don't save her." Said J Cole.

by ITZactuallySMZ June 8, 2020