salad shit

When the shit you took has little bits of salad and other veggies that you ate the previous day.

Person 1: I just took a shit before, and when I got up to admire it, saw the lettuce and veggies from Cobb Salad I had for lunch yesterday!

Persin 2: Oh nice, you took a salad shit!

by LonePooper January 25, 2018

Heavy Salad

Heavy Salad - Hard work, when something is stressful or too demanding it is heavy salad..

Mike: This is fucking hard work this kid!
Justine: I know mate, heavy salad that.
Mike: Tell me about it kid...

by Winston Whisper I June 22, 2012

ballad salad

an album or other compilation of overly sentimental or romantic songs.

Once upon a time, Aerosmith was a real hard rock band. But since the 1990s, they've just been putting out album after album of ballad salads.

by D.S. Credito March 12, 2015

bachelor's salad

You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.

Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.

Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.

by EDelo September 22, 2009

Homemade Russian salad

When mates are having a proper feast, and drinking lots of red wine. They’re enjoying themselves and having a brainy time.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.

Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”

Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”

Dudes: “Ahh fair man”

by J-man The oneliner January 16, 2022

Sajad

Kind of an Iranian name. Those men who named Sajad are very trustable, cool and goodlooking. If your boyfriend’s name is Sajad do not let him go! He has a supreme style and he is handsome. This means they are kind and they have a lot of discipline.

Do you know this guy?
- No, but i’ve heard he is very handsome.

Hmm. His name is Sajad.

- OMG! Let’s go get his number!

by MarcusDaveSpl August 15, 2018

Saad

Saad is a boy everyone needs in life. He is hilarious and outgoing,hot,sexy,thick,kind and trustworthy. He never gives a f**k and he gets bit*hes out of his way if you are his friend u are going to have the best time in your life. He is truly someone to keep and trust. If he trusts you then u know all him shit if your on his bad side you gotta be scared. After all Saad is basically amazing to have And worth to trust. EVERYONE NEEDS A SAAD IN THIER LIFE

Hey do you know saad?

by crykitt November 30, 2020