sanam

Sanams are hillarious and fun-to-be-around people. A Sanam will make the most innocent thing sound perverted and will have you falling off a chair, and rolling around on the floor laughing. Sanams are always there to entertain and make great friends. Sanams have perfected the art of camwhoring and tend to suffer from addictions to cheese and facebook. Sanams generally dislike Jacob Black and anyone that is a backstabbing whore. A Sanam can be identified by their lucious long locks, nose stud, and infectious laughter. A Sanam's smile will brighten your day :)

Edward Cullen: Sanam is the one for me, fuck you Bella! Go back to Jacob now..

Jacob Black: Yaaay, take that bloodsucker!

Edward Cullen: I just dumped her, wtf take that?! You can keep Bella

Sanam: Hey, I though this was supposed to be about me?

Edward Cullen: I know, I know, and it is..now lets go shag in the meadow

Sanam: :)

by Your mama's pa's cousin's fish October 14, 2008

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SatAM

The only good version of Sonic the Hedgehog.

SatAM has an evil dictator. SegaSonic/Sonic X has a goofy and mentally retarded boob named Eggman prancing around in his Egg-O-Matic going "HOHOHO! You can never rebut my pathetic plan a two year old could counter!

by Exor November 20, 2003

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satanmaria

satan's father and/or mother

Guy 1 - Yo, check out that fine ass. She's picking up Satan.
Guy 2 - Nah man...I don't think that's a chick. That's Satanmaria!

by KhaosHasArrived January 11, 2008

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SatAM

he best of the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon series, which featured good actors and a great plot. Was killed off by the Power Rangers show in 1995, and ruined by the furry community which polluted the Internet with cliched homosexual fanfics filled with spelling/grammar errors, and poorly-drawn MS-Paint/crayon porn pics showing the SatAm characters engaging in gay anal sex orgies.

May the furries and the Power Rangers fans burn in Hell.

Now the Sonic cartoon series is being continued with a Wapanese otaku masturbation-fest called Sonic X.
And it sucks royal ass.

The SatAM series was canned halfway before it was completed. Damn those Power Rangers faggots!

by Segata's Ghost June 28, 2004

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santamas

Santamas is the commercial version of Christmas, centering around Santa instead of Jesus. It's very similar to Christmas, except Santamas avoids religion like the plague.

I'm not going to church, I celebrate Santamas.

by six not seven December 25, 2010

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