The Horny Sasqautch is a sex position were the man dresses up in a sasquatch costume (Gorilla costume will do in a pinch) and then does the girl in the woods. The Horny Sasquatch can become a game if a point system is added. You usually get one point for every camper that spots you but can't prove you exist. Bonus points are awarded if they get a blurry photo.
Dude: Yo Man, got a Horny Sasquatch over the weekend.
Guy: Yea, how'd you do?
Dude: I got about 20 pints!
Guy: Awsome!
Dude: Yea, Google the pics man!
Guy: Yea, how'd you do?
Dude: I got about 20 pints!
Guy: Awsome!
Dude: Yea, Google the pics man!
by FidelAC April 28, 2010
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"Oh man, just trimmed my bush after a couple of months and sasquatched the fuck out of this girl last weekend. Her back was covered in my pubes!"
by Deuce2Deuce November 10, 2016
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A province in the country of Canada, known for the Roughriders, Corner Gas and Gordie Howe. Is often mixed up with the fake place combining Saskatoon and Saskatchewan, Saskatchetoon
Saskatchewan is wicked
by Fresh Pickle December 9, 2014
Get the Saskatchewan mug.When a dark-haired woman experiences a euphoric state while being fucked off the side of a bed and her partner lights her bush on fire, causing a guttural ape-like cry followed by a panicked flip to her stomach in attempt to smother the flames, exposing her butt hole for imminent penetration, further exacerbating the Sasquatch-like call of the woman.
Also known as the 'Flaming Yetti' when the subject's hair is of lighter color.
Also known as the 'Flaming Yetti' when the subject's hair is of lighter color.
Office Worker: It smells like burnt shit in here...
Alyssa: Soooooooooorry, my man Flaming Sasquatched me last night. I should have groomed my undercarriage...
Alyssa: Soooooooooorry, my man Flaming Sasquatched me last night. I should have groomed my undercarriage...
by Snuffaluffagusto October 29, 2015
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Bots always sus the susquatch.
Tune in next week at 11 for a brand new episode of Finding Susquatch.
Damn susquatch just stole my Amazon packages!
Susquatch WAS the imposter.
Tune in next week at 11 for a brand new episode of Finding Susquatch.
Damn susquatch just stole my Amazon packages!
Susquatch WAS the imposter.
by Vicki Veritas April 30, 2021
Get the susquatch mug.The act of many folks jizzing all over the body of an unconcious person then covering them in shaven pube hair as to look like a sasquatch!
by FuzzeeSlipperz October 9, 2008
Get the Dirty Sasquatch mug.Being particularly sassy. But in a very funny way. Being called a sassquatch is actually a compliment.
by Not Jessi April 21, 2011
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