Santino Marella

A WWE wrestler who lacks any entertaining abilities or skills. His gimmick is that he is a loveable Italian. But other than that, he rarely defends his championship and his fighting style is very formulaic, bland and boring. He is a blackhole in the Raw timeslot in terms of entertainment. Any real WWE fans who are of Italian descent will not go nuts everytime he fights. He won the Intercontinental championship at Milan, Italy (on Raw) through the help of a miracle. That is also part of his gimmick. He is the "Milan Miarcle." And lastly, when he retained his championship at the pay-per-view Vengeance through disqualification of his opponent (Umaga was disqualified because he wouldn't stop hitting Santino when the referee told him otherwise), no one gave two shits about him winning. The match was booed heavily by the crowd only to be broken by positive cheers when Umaga gave courageous Santino a Somoan Spike. The crowd chanted "One more time! One more time! One more time!"

Santino Marella has been argued to be the next John Cena in terms of him being given huge pushes with barely any cool moves at all.

by Joey R. July 26, 2007

Santino

Some gay ass with an afro lookin like a fucking tree lmao. Usually brags about how he is hispanic and bow he has a giant cock but then you realize he mispronounced "no" and has a dinky nub for a cock.

Omg he is such a santino

by Yodaddybutsexier June 21, 2019

Santino

Santino means evil and crazy santinos try to be funny but are really dumb and they never have an idea about what they are saying they are not cool there stupid and annoying the suck never talk to one because they are trash

Santino sucks

by Gabi2littt May 12, 2018

santito

A guy with blonde hair and brown eyes he is considered gay and likes anal sex.

Santito Please get a partner

by Cyberkiller December 13, 2017

Santino

Santino is a crazy boy who loves bikes And always goes back to the same girl more then once. But if you are he’s girlfriend be prepared for him so always be by your side and if someone is messing with u go to him

Max: Santino should stop going back to the same girl

Sam: I know like I want a chance with her.

by Backpackkis May 15, 2018

Santino

Complete f*** boy and never moves on from the same girl and he is really protective of his girlfriend is she get hit but is he other friend is getting killed he won’t care

I hate that kid Santino he is so protective of his new girlfriend

by Backpackkis May 15, 2018

Santinos Elbow

Waking up with a hard on.

I could hardly walk this morning mate, I woke up with a massive case of Santinos Elbow!

by Tony Bamboni August 17, 2018