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Sanitary Supply Shortage

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The ultimate downfall of mankind. The Sanitary Supply Shortage, refers to a shortage in the availability of toilet paper, tissues, paper towels, or in some cases, even leaves.

Whether it's a glance at the empty roll when finishing up on the toilet seat, or an empty tissue box after excessive masturbation, a Sanitary Supply Shortage, will induce panic in even the most prominent of males.
Examples of Sanitary Supply Shortages:

Jimmy thought he would save time by doing his business in the forest. It wasn't until later, that he realised, he had forgotten to logically calculate, that it was winter time, and the trees had already shed their leaves.

Scott reached out to his tissue box to begin the cleanup, but instead of being greeted by the warm feel of an abundance of papery goodness; he felt cold card, it was at this point he knew, he would have to direct his search towards the trash can, for second hand sanitary supplies, were better than no sanitary supplies.
by Sampzky April 15, 2010
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Sansia

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Sansia is the type of girl everyone loves, she’s sweet, pretty and kind. Though she has some flaws they only make her better! She is greatest friend you will ever meet and is loyal to a fault. She dose get hurt easily though so be careful or she may not come back, but if she loves you enough she will give you a second chance. She is truly beyond comprehension and she is a once in a life time chance, if you find a Sansia do everything in your power to keep her
Hey bro do you see that girl over there she’s such a Sansia!”
by Kairos__ April 18, 2021
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sansith

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The most coolest person out there. Tall, dark curly hair always paired with a sly grin on his face. Has IMMACULATE taste in music. Weeb. Probably has a chill girlfriend. Always questions his worth when in fact he is THE BEST PERSON out there. Introverted af but he's extroverted with the right people. Has big dreams and will most definitely achieve them with the right motivation. Is an AWESOME person overall.
Person 1: I was feeling out of it lately and vented it all out to sansith. He gives the best advice!

Person 2: Man sansith is THE BEST!!!
by chiPpyAyy December 12, 2021
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sangita

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1.) Cute and Sweet girl. Full Indian.
2.) One HOTT and extremely sexy kuri.
3.) Looooooves Harry Potter.
4.) One who joins while sipping "sex on the beach".
5.) One who goes to parties.
6.) Goes to the mall for no reason...
7.) Will be one's bestest friend forever!!!
I want to be Sangita's friend... she's so cool.
by Sangita January 25, 2005
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Sanitary iPad

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A personal ladies' Apple product designed for monthly entertainment.
Helen: "I'm not feeling well, I have the monthly visitor".
Anne: "Why not strap on the Sanitary iPad for some personal entertainment".
by Jayophonic January 27, 2010
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Sanitary Sanchez

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When you take Germ-X, or something else sanitary on your finger then wiping it across someones face like a mustache.
Austin: What the heck was that?!

Ashton: That was a sanitary sanchez. Haha!

Austin: Dont you ever do that again!

Bucky: Ok but i will!!
by ashray456 June 28, 2010
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sanitarius

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I listen to Sanitarius
by Mofo February 15, 2005
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