Samanda

-Samanda

She is the prettiest girl you will ever meet she was the perfect smile, she’s just perfect and too beautiful for any guy.
Boys are always raped around her finger, she has millions of followers, she don’t need no man, she is perfect just the way she is Samanda can buy you, so don’t mess with her if u find your self arguing with her your wrong end of conversation she is ten times better so that’s why your wrong, she If flat in childhood but when she is a teenager or an adult she will have a bigger ass then you, Sam knows what she talking about, if you have a problem with her and you fight her you will lose she will win! She has a better family then you

DONT MESS WITH SAMANDA!!

Omg Samanda is so pretty, I wish I can be her friend wait she already is for how nice and clever she is for choosing a right friend for her, omg why are hot boys all around her!!!

by Amanda_27363 May 4, 2019

Saman

Can be shy but once you get to know her she's funny and lighthearted. Saman's can be indecisive but, they always have their best interest at heart. You can hurt her feelings and you won't even know because she can cover her emotions easily. She's like a flower. She blooms with kindness and can always make the mood lighten but then, she begins to wilt and fade if shes taken advantage of. She has this natural glow, that entices you to know her but, one wrong move and you're going to be shut out.

Oh my goodness, Saman always makes me laugh!

by WHATDOUMEANWEDONTHAVETAQUITOS September 7, 2017

samanthaism

a brief but succinct conversation via text message under 140 characters that ends in "that is all".

Note "that is all" is not included in the number of characters.

Samanthaism: Dear small group invitee... the invitation to my bday dinner has now closed.. if you haven't explicitly rsvp it is now too late.

That is all

by Giantcarlo January 16, 2016

Samanvi

The best person ever. Very sarcastic but awesome

Samanvi is so cool
My friend Samanvi is the best

by urfriendlyneighb0r June 6, 2020

Samantha Carter

One of the hottest fucking sci-fi cahracters in the past 30 years, played by the ever talented Amanda Tapping.

Smart yet attractive, she is the male (and some female) nerd's wet dream come to life. Her brain is only matched by her chest, which slowly but surely became more pronounced as the Stargate SG1 series carried on.

When a sci-fi geek labels a woman (or should the good lord be so giving) his g/f as a Samantha Carter, it is considered one of the greatest possible compliments the geek can give the woman in question.

Geek 1 to Geek 2: "Dude, that girl I sat next to in Calc 3 class is such a Samantha Carter"

Geek 2 to Geek 1: "Yeah, but just like S.C, she's well beyond your reach"

Geek 1: "Yeah, I know. But that's why I made a replicator version of her"

Geek 2: ".....got a copy?"

by Just some semi-nerd February 26, 2011

Samantha 38g

The greatest BBW pornstar to EVER live. Makes me think twice about big women.

BBW Blonde MILF Samantha 38g

by BlessedBelow April 5, 2011

samdung

The name I gave my 5 year old, out of warranty 32 inch samsung Hi Def. TV after failing with a double image and discolored video on the lcd display. The same can be said for the rest of the products they sell, since I was disappointed, that the dang thing only lasted me 4 years.

My friend: Hey, why is your TV starting to look so distorted man??? It’s givin me a damn headache!!
Me: It’s a Samdung piece of crap that I ignorantly purchased at Walmart.

I should’ve purchased a Sony at Best Buy instead bro!!! I knew I shouldn’tve purchased that Samdung there Man!!! What a ding dong!!!

by Xclibur2001 August 13, 2018