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Samanda

-Samanda

She is the prettiest girl you will ever meet she was the perfect smile, she’s just perfect and too beautiful for any guy.
Boys are always raped around her finger, she has millions of followers, she don’t need no man, she is perfect just the way she is Samanda can buy you, so don’t mess with her if u find your self arguing with her your wrong end of conversation she is ten times better so that’s why your wrong, she If flat in childhood but when she is a teenager or an adult she will have a bigger ass then you, Sam knows what she talking about, if you have a problem with her and you fight her you will lose she will win! She has a better family then you

DONT MESS WITH SAMANDA!!
Omg Samanda is so pretty, I wish I can be her friend wait she already is for how nice and clever she is for choosing a right friend for her, omg why are hot boys all around her!!!
by Amanda_27363 May 4, 2019
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samanthaism

a brief but succinct conversation via text message under 140 characters that ends in "that is all".

Note "that is all" is not included in the number of characters.
Samanthaism: Dear small group invitee... the invitation to my bday dinner has now closed.. if you haven't explicitly rsvp it is now too late.

That is all
by Giantcarlo January 16, 2016
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Samantha Carter

One of the hottest fucking sci-fi cahracters in the past 30 years, played by the ever talented Amanda Tapping.

Smart yet attractive, she is the male (and some female) nerd's wet dream come to life. Her brain is only matched by her chest, which slowly but surely became more pronounced as the Stargate SG1 series carried on.

When a sci-fi geek labels a woman (or should the good lord be so giving) his g/f as a Samantha Carter, it is considered one of the greatest possible compliments the geek can give the woman in question.
Geek 1 to Geek 2: "Dude, that girl I sat next to in Calc 3 class is such a Samantha Carter"

Geek 2 to Geek 1: "Yeah, but just like S.C, she's well beyond your reach"

Geek 1: "Yeah, I know. But that's why I made a replicator version of her"

Geek 2: ".....got a copy?"
by Just some semi-nerd February 26, 2011
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Samantha 38g

The greatest BBW pornstar to EVER live. Makes me think twice about big women.
by BlessedBelow April 5, 2011
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Samantha

Samantha is the most beautiful, amazing, stunning person you will ever meet. She's a funny social butterfly that always seems to suck you right into whatever she's doing and bring a smile on your face. It's impossible to be unhappy around a Samantha. They usually love monkeys and even when you're rolling your eyes and laughing, she's a funny, amazing, beautiful person. She's loyal and a great best friend and she isn't afraid to speak her mind and fight for what she believes in and for her friends and family.
Person 1: Who is she? She's gorgeous!

Person 2: What? That's Samantha! She's funny and amazing!
by submitterofsaidstuff November 5, 2011
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Tickle my anus and call me Samantha

Used when someone is surprised or angry
1.) Gas prices went down 50 cents? Well, tickle my anus and call me Samantha!

2.) THAT BITCH SHARKEESHA TRIED TO STEAL MY MAN?! TICKLE MY ANUS AND CALL ME SAMANTHA, CUZ IMMA KILL A BITCH!
by Magic Mushrooms June 24, 2016
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Samantha

Samantha , a girl with class and style. loves having fun and having deep and meaningful conversations. Loves singing, dancing and acting.
That Samantha is one classy and talented girl
by Namrehs July 17, 2010
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