Sam
Sams are usually homosexual children that like to deep throat bananas at lunch and make their friends feel uncomfortable
Sam
Short for Samantha; A Beautiful girl that is fun, nice, hot, fun to be around, a great person, if you ever meet her befriend her asap! Although its clear that she is great, she doesn't believe it, but thats just her nature. :)
Sam by seensunforthefirsttime February 5, 2010
Sam
When you start to meet a Sam you will like him and think he’s chill, you will shortly realize he will begin to make puns about the male genitalia.
Eventually he will ask you things like “you got that BBC?” and ask you if you are snipped, tell him you are, otherwise you will never hear the end of it. Ever.
Sams sometimes like to make fun of people’s dads for not being..ya know...and that can make people upset sometimes.
At the end of the day Sams are pretty funny and a good guy in general, also fun to hang around and party with. Get you a Sam if your looking for a good laugh.
Eventually he will ask you things like “you got that BBC?” and ask you if you are snipped, tell him you are, otherwise you will never hear the end of it. Ever.
Sams sometimes like to make fun of people’s dads for not being..ya know...and that can make people upset sometimes.
At the end of the day Sams are pretty funny and a good guy in general, also fun to hang around and party with. Get you a Sam if your looking for a good laugh.
Ian B: Yeah you know my parents just didin’t decide to circumcise me, nothing wrong with that!
Sam: OMG, your so uncircumcised, you will never live this down, you got the biggest baddest uncircumcised BBC. How’s having forskin? Does it feel better? Bro your not circumcised. I mean your just not.
Sam: OMG, your so uncircumcised, you will never live this down, you got the biggest baddest uncircumcised BBC. How’s having forskin? Does it feel better? Bro your not circumcised. I mean your just not.
Sam by BibleStudy October 29, 2018
Sam
Sam is short for Samuel. Will be an awesome friend and really nice. his hair is unbelievably soft. He has girls chasing after him and he will chase them back. HILARIOUS!..cute kid..
Sam by you know baby! April 26, 2009
Sam
The most perfect guy you could ever meet. He is the definition of perfect, hes sweet caring, sincere, kind, cute, attractive, silly. And is the most caring a sensitive guy ever. He will make your heart melt. If you ever snatch up a Sam you'll be glad.