Salmon

When cum dries on skin and becomes hard, crusty and hard to get rid of
“Ohh, dude, I had to shower twice yesterday ‘cos I had so much salmon on my crotch!”
by bob3atschildr3n October 15, 2019
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Salmon

A term used to describe an athlete who deliberately competes at a lower level of competition in order to outplay the field and win awards.

Derived from the 'Big-fish-little-pond" concept; a clearly superior fish in a little pond.
He played the game today like a professional athlete, he is a Salmon in this division of the competition.
by quasiman November 13, 2011
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When one flaps his/her extremetities between another's persons extremetities in the effort to re-create a salmon flapping it's tail, IE, flapping your hand between a friend's elbow and chest, or between the legs..many types of salmon are possible, like using inanimate objects or utilizing the environment.
"Did you see the way John used the wall to salmon Jeff?, what an innovative salmon"

"Kyle got Pete with the salmon while he was on the phone!"
by Frostedflakes907 April 06, 2017
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Salmon

The color of a nice pink pussy. The opposite of roast beef.
Man 1: "So bro... Was she a salmon or roast beef?"
Man 2: "She was SALMON!!!"
by urmomsgreat May 03, 2008
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To "leap like a salmon", usually used in football matches to describe an amazing leaping header. A legendary footballing technique. The word "SALMON!" is usually shouted to pre-emt a "salmon".
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.
"That man leapt like a salmon!"

".....SALMON!"

SALMON!
by Chris June 15, 2006
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salmons

Slang often referring to physically abusing another person on the basis of their sexual preference.
Mike was given a salmons just for walking out of the gay bar.
by Denmark-Dan December 02, 2006
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Salmon

Verb. To salmon someone. The awkward for both parties act of slapping your hand back and forth from a posterior entry point, at the knee in an anatomically vertical trajectory Toward the groin, while obnoxiously announcing the word “salmon” repetitively until the victim breaks contact.
Watch me salmon the shit out of Ricky.
by SACollab October 17, 2020
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