A word for a cheap cocksucker's way of indicating or pretending to indicate that they are interested in things above the waist.
For you see, the numerous fashionable sexuality words that prop up ever so often - are mostly conjured by the same kind of boring cunts (male and female). The type are desperately hoarding attention so much so, that they wouldn't be seen relevant if they stopped premiering a new flavor of tantalizing bullshit once a week.
As its not enough to say you are really into the smart folks - you just gotta have some fancy way of presenting or it wouldn't matter otherwise.
For you see, the numerous fashionable sexuality words that prop up ever so often - are mostly conjured by the same kind of boring cunts (male and female). The type are desperately hoarding attention so much so, that they wouldn't be seen relevant if they stopped premiering a new flavor of tantalizing bullshit once a week.
As its not enough to say you are really into the smart folks - you just gotta have some fancy way of presenting or it wouldn't matter otherwise.
Sapiosexual? Da fuk does that mean babe?
-We can't keep up with the kids and their pitiful sexual situation. Someone figured they couldn't use "smartsexual", since it would make them sound like the mopey wankers that they are, so they had to spend their best effort and mangle something off Latin as they usually do, in hoping that the result would appeal and linger long enough for recognition. But, let us join crossed lips and burry memory of it.
-We can't keep up with the kids and their pitiful sexual situation. Someone figured they couldn't use "smartsexual", since it would make them sound like the mopey wankers that they are, so they had to spend their best effort and mangle something off Latin as they usually do, in hoping that the result would appeal and linger long enough for recognition. But, let us join crossed lips and burry memory of it.
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It is not an orientation and can’t be unless you’d bang Stephen Hawking and Margaret Thatcher over Tom Hardy and Angelina Jolie. And yes, that would include prioritizing (your perception of) intelligence it OVER gender. It makes no sense and can’t.
If it simply meant “I get turned on by intelligence”, fine, but that’s not what it means and isn’t how it’s used.
Intelligence is a feature of attraction, but so are freckles, or shoulders, or big boobs. It’s not an orientation unless frecklesexual is too.
It’s the dumb person’s idea of what a smart person’s word is.
It is not an orientation and can’t be unless you’d bang Stephen Hawking and Margaret Thatcher over Tom Hardy and Angelina Jolie. And yes, that would include prioritizing (your perception of) intelligence it OVER gender. It makes no sense and can’t.
If it simply meant “I get turned on by intelligence”, fine, but that’s not what it means and isn’t how it’s used.
Intelligence is a feature of attraction, but so are freckles, or shoulders, or big boobs. It’s not an orientation unless frecklesexual is too.
It’s the dumb person’s idea of what a smart person’s word is.
I tell people I’m sapiosexual because my vocabulary is shit but I’m pretentious with it anyway, since I have no self-awareness.
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