Self-satisfaction

Noun
Often refers to the act of pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. Also applies to putting thumbs up the anal canal.

Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction in front of the mirror.

by Lennythebear September 19, 2016

Sexual Satisfaction

After being with Bradley S. from Cincinnati, you know what being sexual satisfied means.

Sex with him is just okay; however it’s the cuddling afterwards that reminds you of what satisfaction us ladies want.

If you really only want the security feeling from cuddling, he’s your man. Meaning, the sexual satisfaction comes from his post coitus embrace.

Said, another way….
Sexual satisfaction is not during sex from his penis. Definitely not from his mouth/tongue ; however, all you ever desired sexually is a man to hold you tight all night .

Bradley S. from Cincinnati does the body, more than your vigina, good !!!

He thinks he’s great as sex but he’s better at the “cuddling after sex satisfaction”

Trust me, you have a vibrator for your vigina. And one Bradley S. from Cincinnati will give you the sexual satisfaction you truly want, cuddling with you all night!

by Living my best Life December 22, 2021

Textual Satisfaction

When you orgasm after reading explicit text messages, also known as sexting.

Man 1: She sure knows how to talk dirty. She was sexting me all night.
Man 2: Did you get some textual satisfaction?

by Hermione1234 May 22, 2011

silver satisfaction

just the feeling you have after watching a movie that pleased you every other way ...........

1. Oh man!!!! i just had a "Silver Satisfaction"

2. That was a real "Silver Satisfaction"

by Sai_hao August 18, 2012

micro-satisfaction

An event or circumstance that seems benign or meaningless on the surface but is secretly immensely satisfying. Inspired by micro-aggression

Getting exactly the right number of napkins in my Dunkin Donuts bag was such a micro-satisfaction.

by sokaties April 24, 2016

McJagger Satisfaction

A paradoxical state of restless fulfillment; the energetic display of discontent or complaint (”I can’t get no...”) performed precisely because it is lucrative and crowd-pleasing to do so.

The band finished the set with a kind of McJagger satisfaction, howling about how miserable they were while counting the gate receipts with their eyes.

by TR Arterburn December 3, 2025

Butt heat Satisfaction (BHS)

When your on a toilet in winter and the toilet is hot

I was in a hurry to the toilet, when i sat down i experienced Butt Heat Satisfaction (BHS)

by vCryax August 9, 2016