by downpat75 August 3, 2008
Get the rustic mug.Having sex with male/female 65 years or older. They then insert their AARP card in your ass, and remove their dentures and then proceed to perform fellatious acts upon your genitals. Upon ejaculation you start singing blue velvet by bobby vinton.
Hey I met Betty White the other day. She brought me back to her room and gave me the old rustic charmer.
by alex krukowski January 21, 2010
Get the Rustic Charmer mug.To create a rustic circle ..... a blowjob must be given and at that moment the receiver of the blow job, must insert there big toe in the ass of their partner ...creating a circle....RUSTIC CIRCLE
Lord Farquaad is getting a blow job from Fiona...deep throating and gagging Lord Farquaad inserts his big toe into Fiona's tight ass creating a rustic circle
by hagar the terrible December 24, 2013
Get the rustic circle mug.when you go to someone's house (preferably someone you don't like too much) and you take the top part off of the toilet and take a dump in the tank. from then on until the owner of the toilet discovers the dump, the water that comes out when you flush it will be a wonderful "rusty" brown shade.
"dude i 'rustic waterfalled' that broads house after i found out she cheated on me. the toilet still drains turd water."
by rappatap November 20, 2007
Get the rustic waterfall mug.The motto of the 19 Weapons Squadron at Nellis AFB. It is most commonly used during a toast but can also be used as a general greeting, a response to a question, as a verb or how ever one feels that it can appropriately fit into a conversation.
During a toast one would raise their glass and say "To the Green Door", the rest of the room would reply "Rustic!!"
by Mayor For A Day September 5, 2015
Get the Rustic mug.The act of taking a shmexy girl to a cabin in the woods, fucking the shit out of her, then lighting the cabin on fire. This act was widely popular in medieval Russia and China. The words in russian, красивая девушка в огне, means Pretty Girl on Fire. Only prostitutes and tight-pussied woman would ever have this honor.
Adam: Hey Joe, where's that smokin' chick you were gonna fuck last night?
Joe: Oh, her? We just went to the woods and I gave her a rustic blowtorch. Lookin' for a new girlfriend, now.
Joe: Oh, her? We just went to the woods and I gave her a rustic blowtorch. Lookin' for a new girlfriend, now.
by themaxxoframania December 18, 2010
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