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rustic tattoo

After cumming, leave a small amount of semen on the tip of your penis. Proceed to use your penis as a pen and draw on the girl's face or other preferred body part.
I gave my girlfriend the coolest looking rustic tattoo ever yesterday! It was a dragon!
by Rusty Tatterman February 14, 2008
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rustic

In for sale adds, rustic is a euphemism for old and shitty.
Her vagina was a bit rustic, but I was in a pinch.
by downpat75 August 3, 2008
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Rustic Charmer

Having sex with male/female 65 years or older. They then insert their AARP card in your ass, and remove their dentures and then proceed to perform fellatious acts upon your genitals. Upon ejaculation you start singing blue velvet by bobby vinton.
Hey I met Betty White the other day. She brought me back to her room and gave me the old rustic charmer.
by alex krukowski January 21, 2010
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rustic circle

To create a rustic circle ..... a blowjob must be given and at that moment the receiver of the blow job, must insert there big toe in the ass of their partner ...creating a circle....RUSTIC CIRCLE
Lord Farquaad is getting a blow job from Fiona...deep throating and gagging Lord Farquaad inserts his big toe into Fiona's tight ass creating a rustic circle
by hagar the terrible December 24, 2013
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RustyCanoe

A sexual act where an individual poops onto a plate, it is important to note that the turd must be solid. Next, place the fresh log on the plate and put into a freezer until the turd is thoroughly frozen. Once frozen the turd log is then used as a dildo until it becomes unthawed, losing its dildo-like shape and feel. Can be used for both vaginal and/or anal stimulation.
Lil B, the basedgod, is famous for pioneering the RustyCanoe and is known to own a large freezer full of frozen turd dildos for his and his homies pleasure.
by TYFYTA January 9, 2014
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rustic waterfall

when you go to someone's house (preferably someone you don't like too much) and you take the top part off of the toilet and take a dump in the tank. from then on until the owner of the toilet discovers the dump, the water that comes out when you flush it will be a wonderful "rusty" brown shade.
"dude i 'rustic waterfalled' that broads house after i found out she cheated on me. the toilet still drains turd water."
by rappatap November 20, 2007
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Rasticals

Noun: To have Testical hair so long it can be braided and made into dreadlocks on a drunken or stoned spring break trip to Jamaica.
Nice Rasticals bro....how much did you smoke last nigh?
by gypsymob January 20, 2011
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