Snug A Roo Roo

Any thing or anyone that offers security and comfort. Usually a word that refers to children and their dependency on particular security blankets, stuffed toys, mother figures, etc. May be used in later years to refer to a lover or affectionate mentor.

Little Danny loved his snug a roo roo. It was really hard when he came an age where he had to give it up.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

one-two-switch-a-roo

The action of putting one's dick into a vagina whilst having one's testicles inside another vagina. Said vagina often has to be previously penetrated in order to be open enough to welcome the above-mentioned testicles.

"I had these two girls over and I pulled a one-two-switch-a-roo"

by noirline November 12, 2017

switch-a-roo building

A building where the basement and rooftop are switched.

Guy 1: Can you go to the basement please?
Guy 2: Isn’t here the basement?
Guy 1: It’s a switch-a-roo building, bro.

by konnichiwa01293 April 12, 2023

The Chickens had come home to roost

The idea that your wrongdoings and misdeeds have caught up with you and you must be held accountable. In context this can be applied in the first or third person.

Like my pops Mad Max had said, “The Chickens had come home to roost…” whatever the fuck that means… (J. Belfort, The Wolf of Wall Street

by FartingBeer February 22, 2022

Teddy Roosevelt

First off, Teddy Roosevelt is not human. He is a quantum fourth dimensional being. His physical form is the only way our mortal minds can perceive his greatness. During the Spanish-American War, it is said Teddy Roosevelt made the Rough Riders. False. Teddy Roosevelt was the Rough Riders. He was a literal one man army. He could liquify people with his intense stares and melt their organs with a twitch of his perfect mustache. Teddy Roosevelt became a cowboy once, but this was not by choice. He just decided to take advantage of his ability to whistle and summon horses straight from the ground. Teddy Roosevelt was once shot before trying to give a speech. The only thing stopping the bullet from entering his heart was the speech in his breast pocket. He gave the speech anyways, bleeding profusely. The doctor just started operating on him during his presentation. But see, Teddy Roosevelt cannot be harmed. His body is made of pure stem cells. He merely allowed his body to be harmed to woo the crowd. All medical records of Teddy Roosevelt have been hidden away, because each time he was cut open to be operated on, they just found a smaller Teddy Roosevelt inside of him. Not a baby, but a homunculus, monocle included. It is said Teddy Roosevelt died in his sleep. His Vice President stated that should Teddy have been awake, there would have been a fight. This is partly true. Teddy would in fact have gone mano y mano with the grim reaper himself.

"Dude! Chuck Norris jokes are great!"
"Obviously you haven't heard of our lord and savior Teddy Roosevelt."

by SirGiggles February 15, 2017

booze rooster

When you wake up really early after a night of drinking

I don't think I'll be able to make it tonight.... I got a rude awakening from the booze rooster this morning and am too tired.

by ncut123 June 28, 2013

Theodore Roosevelt

The manliest US President of all Time.
Resume: Boxer, Police Chief, Author, Hunter, got shot in the middle of a speech and then continued it for 2 more hours.

Theodore Roosevelt had his wife and child dead on the same day. :(

by Sgt. Nexel March 3, 2020