rollerblader

some shit cunt wearing some plastic things on his feet.

Tommo:That rollerblader has nothing better to do
Ben:i reakon guys , what a shit cunt

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

The Rollerblader

While wearing rollerblades, it is the act of kicking back the female's leg into the anal cavity of an unsuspecting male and exclaiming emphatically, "Ya Ghey!"

Sex with Mr Thomas is always interesting, but the best is when we play The Rollerblader.

by Francy January 6, 2009

rollerblading

A gay ass alternative to skateboarding. a.k.a fruitbooting. pussies that try to skateboard, and realize that its too hard convert to fruitbooting.

fruitbooter: wow look at me, i can jump so high with my blades on!!!

me: theyre attached to your fuckin feet, you idiot

fruitbooter: (starts crying) leave me alone.

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

rollerblading profile picture

A profile picture, either on myspace, facebook or other networking sites, where the user (usually a female) includes rollerblades on his/her profile picture.

& its a good sign, not every fine looking user can pull such a picture ;)

Hannah McKenney's current facebook profile picture is a rollerblading profile picture.

by your birthday fairy? May 18, 2010

Shirtless Rollerblading Guitar Guy

A man, well known in the Edmonton Capital region of Alberta, Canada, who rollerblades around busy streets on the south side of Edmontmon without a shirt, singing and playing is guitar. He's Edmonton's local "Horseback Jesus." He's been noted to have some less-than-savoury opinions and has garnered a fair amount of controversy online. Similar to the North American Robin, spotting him is the first sign of spring in Edmonton.

Edmontonion: Spring is in the air! I just saw shirtless rollerblading guitar guy going down whyte!
Calgarian: You saw who??

by GamersRightsAdvocate June 4, 2021

rollerblading

An activity involving skating around touristy promenade type places wearing boots with little wheels on the bottom.

- What's the hardest thing about taking up rollerblading?
- I dunno.
- Telling your mom you're gay.

by Latenite June 11, 2006

rollerblader

A person who rollerblades. unable to skateboard or ride bmx, these people run around on fruitboots or inline rollerblades.
one step above scooter fags in the social heirarchy of extreme sports.

rollerblader : you don't sell rollerblades here perchance do you?
skate shop owner : do your parents know you're here?

by yesaskater October 22, 2009