Roland

Victoria's bitch. And love of her life.

I can't get my homework done because my Roland is here distracting me.

by Dorcan February 25, 2010

Roland

Just curious

Hi Roland

by Rolandokalrisian November 23, 2021

Roland

when one is high grab and twist balls the person should moan like a whale.

Dude please dont Roland me when i get high at that party today

by kietero October 23, 2008

Roland

A crappy Japanese company that manufactures keyboards, drum machines, guitar effects, electronic drums, DJ gear, recording products, etc. Known for making cheap unreliable products that are marketed as having "groundbreaking" and "revolutionary" new features that rival companies have had for years (and at much lower prices). Used to make some great products (TR-808, 909, Juno series, SH-101), but their stuff has turned to cheap plasticky shit.

Person 1: "Dude, my keyboard's dead!"
Person 2: "Lemme guess, it's a Roland"
Person 1: "Yeah...maybe I'll go buy a new Fantom X8 to replace it!"
Person 2: "Haven't you already learned your lesson?!?!?! Go get a Nord."

by jimbob8353 December 1, 2010

Roland

1. Someone who wears their spiritualism as badge to decorate their ego.

*Jonny takes the moral high ground*
"I can't believe Jonny did a Roland"

by grannyman May 3, 2019

Roland

The most annoying, racist, piece of shit you’ll ever meet. Roland will draw a swastika in front of a jewish house and think it’s funny, then say it’s a buddhist swastika. He will throw your bike into a creak. But when your do the same to his bike, he’ll call 12. He also only is packing 4 inches

“Hey did you hear that Roland is a 12 caller”
“yeah what a little bitch”

by BigBrickMan November 1, 2019

Roland

Someone who can be nice when they want to, but when they don't have to, they are super mean >:C.

Wow, I was just having fun on discord and here comes ROLAND to spoil my happiness.

by ARealhomosexual June 17, 2017