by itshardrocknick June 1, 2019

A: There's this chick and I know she really wants my dick.
B: All right, man!
A: Problem is, she's dating one of my best friends
B: Damn, sounds like you're between a rock and a hard-on.
B: All right, man!
A: Problem is, she's dating one of my best friends
B: Damn, sounds like you're between a rock and a hard-on.
by Quandries December 16, 2010

Horrid music that is similar to heavy metal. Led Zeppelin was considered the fathers of hard rock. Fans of hard rock were like punx but they were more violent and they had no purpose.
by Freak Face February 10, 2005

Some of David Letterman's female employees were caught between a rock and a hard place; They either had to sleep with a cranky and humorless old man or risk getting passed over for promotions by women that were.
by Mr Wilhelm October 8, 2009

Preliminary sex position. One gives oral sex to the other while he/she is rolling a joint to share after sex.
by JokeAIRlines December 14, 2021

It's my wife or my girlfriend. Im stuck between a rock and a hard place.
She's stuck between a rock and a hard place. She is taking a hard dick in the ass and a rock in the pussy. Or visa versa. A sexual fantasy position. Also known as Double penetration.
Some dicks are referred to as hard as a rock, some dicks are hard.
She's stuck between a rock and a hard place. She is taking a hard dick in the ass and a rock in the pussy. Or visa versa. A sexual fantasy position. Also known as Double penetration.
Some dicks are referred to as hard as a rock, some dicks are hard.
by Fireann Steele November 29, 2019

by 5150 December 4, 2004
