nut-roaster

When you're have sex, and the girl lets one rip across your balls.

I was really nailing this chick last night, but she gave me a nut-roaster.

by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

by Zupalan January 9, 2019

royal roast

a fucken dirty fart that has been cooking for some time.

jimmy plunkett: deary me that royal roast popped out of nowhere
jefferson ford: i can almost taste it

by sirduffington December 17, 2008

Roast You like a Muffin

When You roast someone like a muffin it means you roast them Like a white person. (White People can't roast, Besides I'm White, I know what it's Like).

Man 1: Boy, Ima roast you like a muffin!
Man 2: Oh No...
Man 1: Yo mama So fat, She turned into a Pig!
Man 2: *Facepalm*

by TheDarkJester69 May 29, 2016

sausage tea party spit roast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTxIb29Ylj0&t=465s
This is a sausage teaparty spitroast

"Wow did you see that sausage tea party spit roast."
"Yea, it happens all the time."

by iSorrowProductions October 24, 2017

Rosalee

An intelligent girl who is stubborn and likes to get her way. Her spontaneous and gorgeous nature lures guys in. Although sometimes she might act uninterested towards a guy doesn't necessarily mean she's not into him. She is a natural flirt who tends to be lustful, and prideful in ocassions. But all in all she's a very generous person who takes care of others. She is a person who accomodates according to the situation and is good at acting.

Wow she's being a Rosalee...but I love it

by vamps.o_o1 September 25, 2010

Rosalia

She is the most beautiful and wonderful girl you will ever meet she will always be there for you know matter what. She is not afraid to stand up for her self. Whenever she walks into a room everyone gets happier. She is smart kind and no matter how you feel she will make you feel better. She has the most gorgeous brown eyes and when she smiles you automatically feel happy . Once you fall in love with her you will never stop loving her she's the most beautiful kind smart stunning girl you'll ever meet.

I love you Rosalia

by Llr1513 August 24, 2017